''The One Who Survived.'' - I Like Wasting My Free Time Thinking About Other Dottores Being Against Eachother

oh, you call me a devil; you want me on my knees to pray

Dottore: Soon we will have the means necessary to create what one would consider a god

Columbina, raising her hand: ...

Dottore: ...Yes?

Columbina: Can we give it the body of a unicorn with 20 human legs and 9 eyes?

Dottore: ...

Pierro: Will it have the ability to raise the dead?

Childe: Oh can we give them a cup holder???

Scaramouche: You mean hands...?

Childe: No you dumb fuck, like a chest window that opens and there's a can of sprite in there

Dottore: Do I look like I'm taking commissions for this?

Scaramouche: Chainsaw blades for hands

Dottore: Okay yeah that one I will do

comfier clothes,,

i think that the “i do not control the ____” memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

His grumpiness is a mood

Sum creechurs with ✨food✨

rawr

Somewhere out there, Charlotte is still 1 million mora in debt and waiting for the Wriothesley Scoop

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kratos would wearing sexy dress and be like woah good tunic for combat and everybody would be like oh yeah. yeah. you right

i actually just got trapped in the backrooms andits actually boring as fuck here. i met two survivors but one of them is a soft dark academenia fairycore cottagecore tiktoker and the other is a poppy playtime lets play fnaf vlogger   andtheyre the scariest thing about this placeOh my god a creature just fell on them and they died. oh my god its the Red Eyes Man. wait hes actually chill as fuck hes rollign me a green one. this guy rules FUCK ITS THE EVIL WEED HE GOT ME AGAIN FUCK FUCK FUCK