Honestly, This Guy Is Quite Yummy Looking!!!

Well deserved nap wowwwww

James, Hit Parader, 1986

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miscellaneous met ♡

If the Metallica members were gen z:

James: takes 0.5 selfies; Chappell Roan fan but an ally, he just thinks she’s cool bc she hangs out with Elton John; has TikTok but doesn’t post; wears pimple patches like accessories; friends with cool teachers on Facebook; sends memes of poop jokes or memes that are so stupid it’s funny; terrible sleep schedule

Kirk: “I was born in the wrong generation” kinda gen z; watched Wandavision; watches tiktoks about superheros, horror, and vintage enthusiasts; tried reddit and cried; goes to comic cons; still laughs at among us jokes; takes buzzfeed quizzes

Cliff: watches punk diy tutorials on tiktok; only takes pictures to document things and never takes selfies; fights bigots online; vinyl record enthusiast; loves to thrift

Lars: said he was bi at one point but now denies ever saying it; obsessed with Snapchat streaks; actually takes selfies and posts them; the kinda kid that packs their own lunch and has the craziest snacks in school

Dave: goes live on instagram constantly for no reason; always facetiming someone; starts beef on Snapchat but runs to a teacher when they bring it up at school; acts gay in the locker room but says nothing about it after; all over tiktok but was ban from tiktok live

Jason: doesn’t have tiktok and doesn’t know the trends; will be nice to anyone but will immediately leave the situation if they’re mean; sends random pictures of animals when he doesn’t know what to say; only uses social media to talk to family and share memories

Rob: hardly ever uses his phone but posts about fun stuff he does every once in a while; music taste all over the place; volunteers to help his community; goes to the gym and eats healthy but doesn’t make it his whole personality

Ron: has letterboxd; only watches dvds; goes out with friends almost every weekend; has TikTok but forgets he has it; friends with his teachers but quiet; doesn’t know all the trends but still manages to fit most of them

Disclaimer: this is just a silly post. I don’t know them personally of course so I’m just making shit up for fun lol

These bitches Gay 😞

what are your pronouns?

We see it bruh