Jasper....

Me when I feed my fish XD

my hungry children

and they say black cats don’t photograph well!

For legal reasons this is a joke

Problematic Animals I Work With-an incomplete list

POKEY-kemp’s ridley sea turtle

Picky eater

Spits out food with vitamins in it

WOLVERINE-sand tiger shark

Steals food from other sharks

Bites at feeding tongs instead of the fish

VARIOUS CLOWNFISH SPECIES

Pretty much all of the ones we have have bitten me

In general, they are jerk faces

JUVENILE GREEN SEA TURTLE (from recent cold stun event)

Lil piggy at feeding time

Pooped on me (very stinky)

CARBONADO-carolina diamondback terrapin

Messy eater

Crawls through sand then disperses it in water bowl/newly cleaned habitat

GREEN MORAY EEL

Steals food from innocent sea star

Derps around habitat looking for food like he’s never been fed before in his whole entire life (though his fat rolls tell a different story)

If anyone knows how to keep these punks in line, let me know-because they sure as heck don’t listen to me! 

Update: I don't remember when I posted this but I haven't gotten a Gordan Ramsey in my inbox yet and I'm sad

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

GmbH - Spring 2020 Ready-to-Wear

Rainy Weather Plants

For that 1 person this is now 1hr 24min long!

I'm back with another playlist. Please enjoy!

Rex 💙🤍🥇☀️🛡

It is another from your pov of your feelings cause I'm a sucker for those. ✨️I will keep adding to it!✨️

No, either my lower back would give out or the ankle I twisted that clicks sometimes would finally break or something as I go to run and then I'd fall and proceed to just let it get me. 🙃✌️

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