What Media Should Children Be Watching

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

reading this list and realizing with wonder that some of the nonsensical ooo vernacular actually did make its way into my regular speech. i didn’t make words like “skrunk” up, they were beamed into me when i was young

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

in my sickly victorian boy thing era. ive sported a deathly pallor for three days now and must be taken to see a doctor tomorrow.

you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont know when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive that ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day is coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming, and you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach that day

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

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can you tell that there's something bothering me

We should do this again sometime.

when the club is fighting or something