T3ht3h - ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

Annual surf/costume contest in Santa Monica, CA

holy shit bob ross was so much radder than we remembered

When it’s 5 o’clock and you haven’t had your daily headache yet

Jaroslav Panuška - On the shore of a pond (1910)

Saw this on my way to the park

i want to fucking kill myself

"Swansea seems like an amazing place to live" Sure if you want to see this type is thing in a school 😂

A priest hooks a huge fish

Helping him reel it in, a sailor says “Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!”.

“Hey, mind your language!” says the priest.

Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, “Sorry father, but that’s what this fish is called, it’s a Fucker fish”.

Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church.

“Look at this huge fucker” says the priest, spotting the bishop.

“Language, please! this is God’s house,” replies the bishop.

“No, no that’s what this fish is called, "says the priest.

"Oh,” says the bishop, scratching his chin “I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner”.

So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior.

“Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?” he asks her.

“My, what language!” she exclaims, clearly shocked.

“No, sister that’s what the fish is called - a fucker”, says the bishop.

Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, “Wonderful, I’ll cook that fucker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!”

The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it.

“Well, I caught the fucker!” says the priest.

“And I cleaned the fucker!” says the bishop.

“And I cooked the fucker!” says the mother superior.

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says:“ You know what?, You cunts are alright.”

deaf/hoh people vs. tv problems

reading their lips and seeing the wrong subtitles

when the subtitles are too slow so you don’t know what’s happening

when the subtitles spoil what’s going to happen

when the subtitles block the actors’ faces

when there’s no subtitles available

My niece, she is the sweetest little girl ever.

Now I understand why I get called useless

I have useless talents, like I don’t know how to play an instrument properly, but I know how to spin a stick really fast in one hand 😂