Love Books. Because It’s Like What If Something Happened

he'll be a woman by the time i'm done with her

One of my most toxic qualities is the deplorable french accent I use to read all of jeans lines in my head I pray god forgive me

this is how the first chapter of the foxhole court went right

artist for Kevin fanart: tighsoobs

artist for Neil fanart: weirdoplaces

Kevin Day is like “Please don’t kill yourself we have Exy to play.” And it’s worked like 2 times for some reason

Kevin selling Jean to the Trojans like:

save me jeremy knox save me im not having a winning day

i’m going insane

the most unbelievable things from TGR (in no particular order)

- Coach Rhemann secret husband

- Jean thought that Xavier had heart surgery because HE DIDN’T KNOW XAVIER WAS TRANS

- Jeremy apparently napped in a Museum Cafe??

- Other spots Jeremy has napped include: a locker room bench, outdoors on campus, Jean’s business class he was forced to sit through, in his car WHILE DRIVING (3-4 times??)(seriously though where HASN’T this guy napped???）

- Jean didn’t know about the Fourth of July

- JEAN DIDN’T KNOW HIS OWN BIRTHDAY????

- Neil almost got straight-up murdered during a game against Ravens FOR THE SECOND TIME

- ANDREW MINYARD QUIT SMOKING BECAUSE JEAN TOLD HIM THAT ‘NEXT TIME SOMEONE TAKES A SWING AT NEIL ANDREW AND HIS BRISKET LUNGS WOULD HAVE TO WATCH HIM DIE’

- Jean understands capitalism…in THEORY

- If you put together Jeremy, Laila and Cat’s favorite colors you get the bisexual flag

- Jean’s favorite color is brown…LIKE JEREMY’S FUCKING EYES

- Jabberwocky Moreau

deadliest piece on the board tonight queen? 👀

I think we as a community don't recognize how funny the first confrontation scene in The Foxhole Court is. Like we talk about how absolutely confused Kevin must have been and how the sudden language shift was wild and how Aaron and Nicky are just O.O over the quiet new kid losing his shit.

But Neil runs into the room (picking the lock with ease, mind you) guns blazing, threatens Kevin, calls him a slur and a "deadweight has-been", then turns and fucking runs. Like... doesn't even put up a pretense of a physical fight, just books it and slams the door closed like that's going to make a difference. The mental image of Neil Josten sprinting out the room like a thirteen year old who just pissed off his older sibling and is about to employ the kicking method is too good for us not to recognize.