You Contradict Yourself Because You Contain Multitudes. I Contradict Myself Because I Am Wrong.

Okay, I know it's probably a reach but imagine with me

Shinsou: What's 54 times 9?

Kaminari: I'm not really good at math...

Shinsou: Okay, how do you conjugate the word "have" in English?

Kaminari: I'm not really the person to ask...

Shinsou: Okay, then how many cones are in the human eye?

Kamimari: Uhm, a few?

Shinsou: Okay....how about this, if there's a guy who's five foot seven and 300 pounds, how many volts-

Kaminari: 74.

Shinsou:

Kaminari:

Shinsou:

Kaminari:

Kaminari: To immobilize.

Shinsou:

Shinsou: You're fucking crazy, oh my god

The amount of times Hawks has turned around too fast and knocked Dabi over with his wings…

Deleting accounts

So about a week ago I noticed how many emails I was getting from websites I had accounts on that I never used so I started to try and delete some of them. Bc some companies decide to make it complicated this is how I deleted some of my accounts.

Goodreads

They don't have any links to click at the bottom of their email so you have to google goodreads, sign in, go to settings, click account preferences (I think), and scroll all the way down. Then there is a small red text "that says delete my account" click it, confirm your choice and you are done.

Candy

(this is for the ticket thing not candy crush)

There is no button to delete your account. If you google it they will tell you to email them a request, don't do that. I did and gmail just told me that there was no email address under that. Instead go to this link

Or click the little question mark in the top right corner and click submit a request. Then once you are on the request page fill that out and submit it. Then you will get an email saying they have gotten your email and that they generally respond in 1 business day. They havn't responded to me yet so I don't know how easy it actually it.

Electronic Arts

There is no button to delete your account. You have to email them. I was looking at the discussion board and several people were complaining that they emailed and have to confirm their identity and then get another email and have to confirm it all over again. The answer for that question and when you google it is the same thing and basically useless. I haven't emailed them get because of this.

Hero Forge

For this one there is nothing on their site or even the request page. A quick google seach will tell you to email Support@HeroForge.com and provide the email used. I did just that and I got a email saying that they have received it and it will take 1 or 2 business days.

This is your reminder to delete accounts you don't use. Also I'm not saying this is completing accurate, if anyone know a better way to delete accounts pls tell us. Defiantly expect more of these and if people want to share how to delete accounts on other site pls do.

Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed

Please for the love of everything holy and unholy think of a better conspiracy theory than the Meg still existing. Believe in ghost or aliens or that whatever famous celebrity is dead for all I care. BUT THE MEG IS EXTINCT AND HAS BEEN FOR AWHILE

oh my gosh you have GOT to be more inclusive for gn / male!readers. if you tag your fic as gender neutral but use “princess” or any feminine terms i hate you

Thee kiddos