Please

buttersippies time

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

Amen

i love objectifying & sexualising hard working athletic men. i wish shorter shorts upon them all amen

Eminem was my science teacher.

He rapped throughout the entire lesson and dropped the whole thing on Spotify.

Don't worry, our bank accounts are well aware of that.

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

A your mom joke gone too far and now everyone thinks I had been the late Queen's side piece

You are the most influential and powerful person in the kingdom. Even the royals walk eggshells around you at risk of offending you. The thing is, you have no idea what you’re doing or how it has gotten to this point, but you’re in way too deep now and you have to keep the lie going to survive.

A boop cat to live on your blog!!!!!

Rule