That Is… Terrifying. I’m Not Personally Against Ai, But It Has To Be Used Responsibly. It’s A Tool

Worst way to make pasta. Go

Lick the noodles until soft, squeeze tomato juice over it.

So cute! I love the little tea dragons! I feel like they’d make wonderful familiars!

Care for a drink?

Oh god. It would have been so unbelievably awful.

What is this fuckery?? It doesn’t even matter whether or not this is true (I mean, it does but that’s not the point), the fact that this is believable says something about our society

Good for them

Reblogging because this is LEGENDARY

Lmao 🤣

Holy fuck 🤣🤣

At least there’s a silver lining?

That does sound nice, but having like two, maayyybe three other people to love and protect, who dote on you, who you can find cuddling on the couch and you can just join in, who will team up to create an unstoppable force intent on taking care of you if you’re ever in trouble or sick, who you can conspire with to make your partner’s day, also sounds really nice to me.

I don’t know if I want a throuple or an extremely tight knit friend group that I can cuddle with and who I can count on to always be there. A group I can completely devote myself to, that devotes themselves to us. A package deal, you want one, you get all.

I really love monogamy. I want to be obsessed with one person and have them be completely obsessed with me.

I would end my lifelong boycott of McDonalds if they would do this in the U.S.