Oh Okay, Combine My Two Favorite Things

hi can someone drop suggestions for Soos and Melody's kids names? because one would obviously be Stanley but I can't just go STANLEY II AND STANLEY III WITH THE OTHERS I NEED IDEAS

And i thought like, maybe something pop culture because he likes anime and might call his son naruto or smth but also cool and appropriate that Melody would love it too, so, any ideas???

My husband (ao3) has gone to war (it's down and we don't know why) and I don't know when I will see him again (I don't really know guys 😭😭)

mabel had a crush on wendy at one point too

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

I am trying

I am supposed to be doing my math homework

but my ship

I can’t focus on anything other than my ship

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY POOKIE WOOKIE LOOKIE ROOKIE DOOKIE BEARS LOVE YOU BABIES IDC IF YOU'RE LIKE 25 YEAR OLD ADULTS😊😊😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

the immediate reaction i had to ao3 not working was to open tumblr and keep searching for angst bro this is what fanfiction will do to your brain.

"wolfstar is canon" I say into the microphone. the crowd boos. I sigh and begin to walk off stage. "she's right" a voice says, I turn and there he is. David Thewlis.

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

Ao3 goes down and we all just become little kids throwing a tantrum because we want our bedtime stories