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what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

I keep hate-reading plague literature from the medieval era, but as depressed as it makes me there is always one historical tidbit that makes me feel a little bittersweet and I like to revisit it. That’s the story of the village of Eyam.

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.