IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

Recycled tumblr humor

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

based moffat

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

"digital footprint" but i cant find that tumblr post i made 2 weeks ago