"... Bought... Copper... From... This... Shady Fucker... Bad Quality... Zero Stars... "

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

microdosing on human interaction by posting on this website

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

Progress not perfection

it’s just one of those croissant days

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

what a week huh?