...What's Wrong With Playing God?

hey you! come over here.

puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on yo

"Rare steak" is a lie.

If it was really rare steak, you would need to:

-scale a great mountain and enter the cave at its peak

barter and haggle for passage with the gnomes for six days

-cross the great magma river Buorgenoasl in a canoe

-go through the chamber I can't remember the name of with all the stalactite constructs

-Eat a really weird herb that smells like the middle F note of a guitar but doesn't taste like anything

-Translate the ancient texts to discover your long sought after recipe

-find out this is instructions for teaching shrimp to fry rice

-repeat from step one in a different mountain

Had a fun idea:

A superhero comic which rather than telling you the hero's secret identity because it's- you know- a secret, we see like mabye three people who might be. None of them know eachother. We are never explicitly told that any of these people are the hero. They all have their own motivations and events that might or might not be what caused them to get powers and eventually use them as a superhero.

Perhaps the hero's (public only?) appearances are presented with dates but scenes with the "civilian identities" are not, so that without revealing who it is we avoid the problem of at least two people disapearing in a hurry right before the hero shows up and reappearing just after they finnished.

that's how i pronounce it

I'm beholdething.

Nothing is happening

Oh wait I'm a dark type 🙄

Hm. A question for eebydeebies/humans-turned-Pokémon.

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

by the way, the reason they say 3 not 2 is just because a new one showed up during the conversation

"you know you are only supposed to have 1 apprentice maybe 2 not 15." said the wizard council member "well until people stop leaving surprisingly powerful orphans at my doorstep I'll be taking care of my 17 apprentices." The council member snapped their wand "WHERE DID YOU GET 3 MORE!"

Wait I can ask myself things? Why can I do that?

Dunno dude I just got here

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Potamon sp. Crab Fossil; Pleistocene Epoch (2.58 - 0.012 MYA)