THE SHRIEK-LAUGH THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS UNREAL AND SCARED MY POOR DOG OUT OF A SOUND SLEEP

date her mom

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard

*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.

COSMIC !? DO YOU NEED TO TALK??? /J

(Honestly though, real.)

y’all someone fucking put me down like old yeller i have a crush on my 30 something male therapist

LIKE HE’S SO FUCKING HOT AND FUNNY THIS IS UNFAIR

I could kiss you right now

GUYS IM COOKING W THIS NEXT FIC IM SO EXCITED AHHHH!!!!

vox x reader coming soon!

ill give ygs a wip once i have more of the story done

i have 3k words in and idk when ill finish wkefkjfwjf

i might do a part two if ygs want it when it comes out

hi tumblr im back (thank u to oomf for putting me on this)

no im just scared to request certain ideas i have to splooge bc i have genuinely fucked up kinks-

The amount of money I would pay to see your inbox I dont even care if theres nothing added i just want to see your anons thoughts, which are basically your thoughts since we are all a hive mind echo chamber.

(Goes for both your main and evil twin)

here’s a compilation of the funniest and wildest asks i have in my inbox rn. there’s more out of pocket ones but that’s the gist of it

I can see that, but he's still an asshole to us, why doesn't sal tell him to be nice

i still don't get why we have to be nice to travis

his dad is a piece of shit

amazing, i love it, give me 15 of them <3

I talk about my fave serial killer sm, to the point I'm scared that ppl would see it as my only personality trait. But I seriously could comment about them under any post w no hesitation