I Am So Normal About Them

holy shit

frank i am using telepathy to strangle you rn

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

So in one week President Museveni's son offered to marry Giorgia Meloni, and to pay a bride price of 100 cows, tried to start a war with Kenya via Twitter, and ultimately got fired from his post as Uganda's infantry commander.

day 1 without ao3: i have gone through all 5 stages of grief multiple times and have invented a 6th. i will not disclose what the 6th stage of grief is.

PRESTANTE MI NA FYP NA VSECH SITICH CPAT GHIBLI AI GENERATED 'ART'. JA CHCI ZPATKY DO DOBY KAMENNE, KDY NEJVETSI VYNALEZ DOBY BYL PAZOUREK. STRCTE SI AI VYGENEROVANY ZRUDNOSTI DOPRDELE.

#čumbrl #czech #ghibliaimustbestopped #ghibli #umelainteligence #hashtagneumimdelathashtagy #seremezaplavenostaiartynatechinternetech #JABYCHTYINTERNETYZAKAZALA #peaceandlove

"Křemílek a Vochomůrka jsou dva gejové, to všichni víme."

- náš učitel náboženství, 2022

slyšte!

overthinker -> přemyslovec

toto odteď používám jako český ekvivalent slova overthinker, které mi dlouhou dobu v češtině chybělo

#glad to see staff doing their part