The Eternal Struggle ...

oh man i hate this part *starts screaming in pain as i begin to pull a spear out of the pocket dimension in my eye*

men literally love dying on doomed sea voyages it’s so so cruel to keep them from dying on doomed sea voyages

I could actually write an essay defending Frodo Baggins as a character and why he’s an exceptional and profound protagonist, but nothing can sum up my feelings better than this person on pinterest who said, “he is a hero and a polite little dude, what more could you want?”

do you also zone out while someone’s talking to you because you’re too busy fantasizing about your fictional universe or have you not hit rock bottom yet

‏ياخي وقفة احترام للملابس اللي ما تحتاج كوي

- moqtabasaty

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly