"being In The Military Is Hard" Theres Harder Things. Like Telling My Mom She Was Wrong About Something

Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

One of the most important things I have learned today..

oh man i hate this part *starts screaming in pain as i begin to pull a spear out of the pocket dimension in my eye*

So fucked up that we dont use gourds for shit anymore. Imagine if you could buy water by the Gourd instead of by the shitty feable plastic bottle. Id be so hydrated

drink my concoction boy

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

the first early hominid to make use of metaphor or allegory must have blown the others away, "your actions will have consequences... just like a tree has fruit!" WOOAHHHH holy shit guys did you catch that

ripping grass out of the ground is therapy

‏ياخي وقفة احترام للملابس اللي ما تحتاج كوي

- moqtabasaty