Just Ate An Entire Pear That Was So Good And So Juicy I Started Gnawing On It With Both Hands Like An

looking through my notes app bcos sometimes i write creative ideas in there and

what does this mean

El muchacho de los ojos tristes

actually can we discuss ekko and jinx narrative foils. can we discuss this

the first early hominid to make use of metaphor or allegory must have blown the others away, "your actions will have consequences... just like a tree has fruit!" WOOAHHHH holy shit guys did you catch that

just got fired from my government job… apparently they can control the weather with space lasers now so they don’t need me to stand on a dark tower and chant in a big bellowing voice to summon clouds and winds of fear and frost

ripping grass out of the ground is therapy

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

love the genre of tumblr posts that start out "DESTROY THE MYTH THAT" followed by something you've never heard any human being say