The Best Time To Have Planted A Tree Was 20 Years Ago. The Second Best Time Is Now. Did You Plant One

The best time to have planted a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Did you plant one 19 years ago? You may as well just go fuck yourself

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looking through my notes app bcos sometimes i write creative ideas in there and

screenshot of a notes app. the note reads "his voice was wet in a way he had only known spiders to be"

what does this mean

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Guide To Figuring Out The Age Of An Undated World Map.

Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

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2 years ago

baby me, sorting m&ms by color and then into a gradient: now this is how you have fun!

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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

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8 months ago
A screenshot of a tumblr post with the original name blanked out and replaced with Szeth. The post reads: "what do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn't count as socializing"
A screenshot of a tumblr post with the original name blanked out and replaced with Elhokar. The post reads: "sensitive white boy found playing dead in the living room for attention"
A screenshot of a tumblr post with the original name blanked out and replaced with Eshonai. The post reads: "im so sexy and fun and fucking doomed"
A screenshot of a tumblr post with the original name blanked out and replaced with Jasnah. The post reads: "To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is"
A screenshot of a tumblr post with the original name blanked out and replaced with Lift. The post reads: "*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying 'yoink' outloud when i do it*"
A screenshot of a tumblr post with the original name blanked out and replaced with Adolin. The post reads: "does violence have to be the last resort. cant it be like third"
A screenshot of a tumblr post with the original name blanked out and replaced with Azure. The post reads: "yeah i understand women. they all want daggers and swords. it's quite simple really"
A screenshot of a tumblr post with the original name blanked out and replaced with Ulim @ Venli. The post reads: "i'd follow him to hell and back but i wish he'd just stop going there"
A screenshot of a tumblr post with the original name blanked out and replaced with Shallan. The post reads: "Thiird base is me telling you about my father"
A screenshot of a tumblr post with the original name blanked out and replaced with Taravangian. The post reads: "i don't study i consult the lore"

50 days until Stormlight 5 or whatever

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1 year ago

I see you've noticed my overhead mural of mushrooms. That's myceiling.

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“You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.”

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