You’re Ryan Leonard. You Go Back To College Again To Get A Second Crack At The Natty And Prove A Point

you’re ryan leonard. you go back to college again to get a second crack at the natty and prove a point to the guy who ditched you for the nhl. you lose the beanpot. you lose the natty. you lose the hobey baker. you sign with the capitals and proceed to get eliminated from the playoffs with 0 points to your name. you choose to do the stanley pup instead of playing for worlds because you’re avoiding your old situationship and usa is probably going to lose anyway. except…. usa does win. your ONE accomplishment was winning gold in the WJC and even that has been upstaged. your roommate is desperately trying to kick you out because you refuse to go back to boston and keep interrupting him and his gf every time they get handsy. and throughout all this, you have been publicly humiliating yourself and getting curved via instagram likes. no one is doing it like him