I Assure You: Somebody, Somewhere, Is On The Exact Same Wavelength As You Are.

“I’d like Enkidu to tease me cruelly” - that kinda thing

Bond Level: Enkidu(Gil's Bestie)

requested by @otaku-tactician

(A/N: I just call him Enki. I think it's cute ^^)

Level 1: "Master...I am now your weapon. Use me as you like. What? Have I said something strange?"

Level 3: -of course when Enki finds out there are 3 Gils in your Chaldea, he smiles and goes to bug them. A friendly punch for AUO(Archer), a gentle head chop for Wise King(Caster) and a big hug for Kid Gil. At this point he mainly hangs around the Gil trio and doesn't come around you as much as you would like, but it doesn't bother you that much. You understand that they are his comfort zone and let him be-

Level 5: "You don't think that I should just view myself as a weapon? I'm sorry but I don't understand. That is what I am. What I was created to be. A weapon. That's why--. What was that? You've never thought of me as a weapon? You've only thought of me as someone you'd like to have as a friend? You...You really are strange, Master."

Level 7: -Enki has started to make some new friends at the Chaldea but he still won't get too close to you. Instead, he'll observe you from afar. He looks like he's trying to figure out exactly WHAT you are. Probably because of your earlier comments. That all changes however, when Ishtar arrives. He pulls you close, glares daggers at her and says, 'If you ever THINK about harming MY pure one, I will end you.' Now he's on around the clock protection mode, always pulling you close when he feels that she is near-

Level 10: "Why do I call you that, you ask? What do you mean? Ah...'My Pure One'. Well, to me you are pure. Your mind, your heart, you soul. Everything. Even with all of the darkness that surrounds and attacks you, you always somehow manage to shine brightly. Your purity is one of the reasons I responded to your summons. After you told me that you didn't see me as a weapon but someone you wanted as a friend, you proved even moreso that you were worthy of such a title. Why do I call you mine specifically? Because you are mine. Oh my, your face is red. Should I take you to the doctor? It's not because you're sick? Then why...Ah! Master, don't run away!" -runs after you- "Tell me why!"

Also Level 10: -everyone in Chaldea now knows you as 'Enkidu's Pure One'. The Gil trio have already come to you with gifts and constantly tell you that as their friends mate, you have their protection. Your room is full of stuff from each of them now, so you have to share a room with Enki(which WAS the plan, those devious blondes). Enki welcomes you with open arms and soft bed. Sometimes he has to run off his friendly trio, for they constantly pester you about what type of palace you'd like to live in with him and how many rooms you'll need, yada, yada, yada. They really are a persistent bunch but they see you as family now so you'll just have to get used it. There are even times when Enki just watches how all four of you interact, a big and bright smile on his face-

Sandrone, to someone that angered them: *Holds two middle fingers*

Arlecchino: Can’t say I’m surprised…

Tsaritsa: Yeah, flip em off, Sandrone!

Furina, confused: *Holds one middle finger*

Arlecchino and Tsaritsa, both very distressed: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

How Enkidu's character works in MY BRAIN:

(One second they look divine (next second they are a handful/curious feral kid (and then go murderous somehow even Gil is scared of them

If you're going to demand someone google whatever they've asked you instead of giving an earnest and informed answer, consider whether or not the person in question is less interested in the information itself and more interested in connecting with you as a person. Consider whether they wanna bond with you over a shared interest, demonstrate their trust in your expertise on a given topic, whether an easy question is meant to open a path to easy information or an easy way to get to know you better.

something about death flags (those quickly approaching and those already passed)

burn out

not aromantic but I believe in their beliefs.

"there's no platonic explanation for this" try harder bucko

ughhhh an Avenger class is a class of their own where not many humans- barely anyone would be able to handle them as they are impossible and incompatible with pan human history and so are one of the hardest to handle. to even be able to summon an Extra class outside of the seven accepted seats is a feat on its own but to form a bond and a strong one at that is a different thing entirely. to gain comforting words from Avengers that eternally burn with vengeance and hatred, to gain companionship and trust from Avengers mercilessly crushed and betrayed by the world, deemed as threats for their retaliation, hunted down as beasts and chased out of their homes with their loved ones killed, those who have also died alone, suffering from such a painful betrayal even when they themselves were faithfull all the way to the end. to gain an Avenger's love and loyalty, weapons that howl and cry and knows unfathomable pain and sorrow, a Class that never forgets, grudges and hatred in which are ingrained into their very existence yet love and compassion is what allows them to persist and keep on burning. as summoning such flames means you yourself are far more removed from "humanity" than anyone else.