But If I Don't Get Weird And Horny About This Then Who Will

me whenever something happens

hand hurts from jacking off

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

Man remember that time Dante fought Deadpool and most of the fight consisted of them just absolutely riddling each other with bullets at point blank range and not bothering to dodge a single shot? This type of shit is exactly why you should never give immortality to stupid people.

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

Um, holy shit!?

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

Dude someone needs to revive the invincible fandom right NOW there’s no way there’s 3 fanfics on Mark Grayson???? All by the same person????? You guys have until February 6 count your motherfucking days