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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

im the prettiest canary in this mine

Hate it when my laptop has the audacity to shut off after I've been staring at my phone for the past twenty minutes. Like, excuse me bitch, I was writing on that

I WAS WAITING FOR A POST LIKE THAT

yes, mamma 💅🎀👠

Dante: Your honor, it wasn’t me who did it! It was my twin brother!

The Judge: Do you honestly expect me to believe that? That’s the oldest excuse in the book!

Vergil sitting in the jury:

@adenosinemonophosphate I'll marry you 😊🫴💍

silly computer, do u accept my marriage proposal ? 💍💒🙏

No???