If Wesper Is Slow Kanej Is Stationery

So true

the seven are so funny theyre literally just: abandoned by dad, neglected by dad, dead mom, dead mom, abandoned by dead mom, neglected by dead mom, and percy

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

Social transitioning who???

Like/reblog if you think that you don't need to medically transition to be transgender

Beautiful

So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

Headcanon Will isn't as bad with a sword as people think

(This is a slight parallel to this post.)

Everyone knows Will is shit at archery, and people think that lack of skill applies to all weapons because he's the healer, right?

Wrong. Will is actually very dexterous, not to mention he grew up watching Star Wars over and over so obviously he learned all the Jedi lightsaber forms cause he's a nerd.

So yeah, he can do all the cool little spins and twists, but no one knows that because he only reveals his true inner Star Wars fanatic around the people closest to him.

One of those people is Nico (obviously) and Nico likes to drag him out of the infirmary to spar every once in a while because Will would kind of make the lightsaber sound effects whenever he swung his sword and Nico thinks it's absolutely adorable.

(It throws Nico off guard sometimes too as he can't really focus on the spar because he's too busy admiring how cute Will is.)

But all jokes aside, if there's a monster/enemy fight and Nico or his friends/family somehow get hurt, you best believe Will would pick up a fallen sword and go all Anakin Skywalker on them to protect his loved ones.

(Might incorporate this into Languages of Love by Solangelo)

Update: added lightsaber Will to this fic

Yes someone plz I love this series

Okay. So, I know I disappear for a couple of years and then pop up again for a hot second with a new hyperfixation but I really need y’all’s help. I need to find a gaggle of people who are fans of the Hells Belles series on TikTok by Sea.Ya.Later. If you are a fan please DM me or reblog or whatever (sorry, I’m old and i don’t tumblr much) so I know you are out there. I basically need to obsess over it with someone. Thank you.

This scene is soooooo over looked

I love you. Both.

This needs more reads it’s adorable you won’t regret it

Half Heart Stopped (6135 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Bastard Son and the Devil Himself (TV), Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gabriel Boutin/Nathan Byrn/Annalise O'Brien, Gabriel Boutin/Nathan Byrn, Nathan Byrn/Annalise O'Brien, Gabriel Boutin & Nathan Byrn & Annalise O'Brien Characters: Nathan Byrn, Gabriel Boutin, Annalise O'Brien, Marcus Edge Additional Tags: Gay, Polyamory, Fluff, Canon Gay Character, Canon Bisexual Character, Humor, Alternate Universe - High School, High School, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Sexuality Crisis, Polyamory Negotiations, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Alternate Universe - Fusion, Bisexuality, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Fluff and Angst Series: Part 3 of nabrielise fics by end

Summary:

Because Gabriel’s a walking gay disaster he’s already smiling as he says, “Hi.” The boy smiles back. It’s a miracle. “Hi." And if Gabriel spends the rest of that morning doing his best not to melt into a pile of glittery rainbow goop… well no one has to know. --- aka the heartstopper au nobody asked for but i had too much fun writing

I am a safe space for anyone trapped in a time loop. Come to me, I'll believe you every time. I'll try and help you, just update me on whatever we did the last time.

This is something new for me as I am usually a phantom user but I like writing and people wanted a fic for with this as a prompt so here goes.

Might be a bit ooc sorry

All constructive criticism is encouraged.

~ Time skip till after high school. ~

The peace and quiet of the morning was quickly disrupted by a high pitched, "Padre Dada I'm hungry, come on pleeeeaase can we have bacon and pancakes pleeeeaaaase?"

Simon groaned next to me as I chuckled, "sleep some more darling I'll make breakfast," a muffled thanks responded. While getting dressed a small hand tugs on my arm.

"Come on Dada,"

Laughing some more, "Ok ok Heli let's slow down though we don't want to fall now do we,"

"No Dada sorry," she hangs her head

"It's ok just be careful,"

"Can we please have bacon and pancakes Dada?"

"Yes sunshine," she smiles brightly looking so much like Erik. I start making breakfast and a coffee for Simon. When I feel arms wrap around my stomach and a head fall into my shoulder blades. "Morning darling your coffee's here" as he reaches for the iced coffee. "Sunshine can you get what you want on your pancakes and moonlight can you lay the table please?"

"Sure Dada," Hela responds much more tired than her twin sister.

As we all sit down and have breakfast Hela mentions that they should be doing art today and Heli just bounces up and down talking about everything she possibly can. When Simon wakes up a bit he starts talking with Heli and teasing her.

We stack all the plates to the side as we finish and get ready for school however the tickle wars have restarted between Simon and the twins so it takes three times longer that it usually does as everyone refuses to lose, we are so close to getting out of the door( and to being late).

"Come on kidos let's go," everyone gives me puppy eyes in return I'm not the bad guy here, "come on please we are almost late let's go," I give a quick nod of my head as Heli and Hela rush out the door, leaving Simon sat on the stair with a smile that could make you forget all your problems.

"I can take them," he says with a faux innocence about him.

"That's fine my love I'll take them," I kiss him goodbye," love you."

"Love you more," he challenges.

"Impossible," I chuckle as I walk out the door after the twins they get to school safely and the rest of that morning was spent watching TV and cuddles...truly a good morning.

gif @emziess