Calling It A “shitpost” Is Ironic, Because—like Taking A Shit—making It Takes Me Way Longer Than

I told my parents that I was vomiting and my dad reacted with the 🤮

I hate love my family

I think the funniest thing you could do to the "give me liberty or give me universal omnicide!" guy who tried & failed to conquer Earth is stick him in group therapy with the guy who successfully conquered & tyrannically oppressed earth for thousands of years.

A few weeks ago in one of my servers we got asked "what other villains do you think could hold their own against Bill in a fight?" and then "what other characters do you think would get sent to Theraprism?" at almost the same time and I haven't been able to stop thinking about subjecting Bill & Aku to each other since.

I think they'd hate each other's guts.

"im going to see lilo and stitch tomorrow at the cinema so i can see how bad it is and laugh at it"

YOU ARE STILL GIVING THEM MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah but it's not fascism when lesbians do it; it's just "systemic girlbossing" (also it's hot)

I replied to a friend on twitter and woke up to a bunch of caitvi fans angrily yelling at me lmao.

Husband said something silly tonight and if I didn’t draw it I was going to pass out

@busty-shackleford

@igetnobitcheswhatsoever thought this was "she lemon on my snicker until there is no unfortunate event". Everybody laugh at her.

I’m losing my mind

Please enjoy some Little Lords and a Beans