Let's Be Jumpy With Mama

become ungovernable

@bagelbababa said that they look like they're about to ask for a bite of your sandwich

why do pangolins always look like they're about to sheepishly ask their crush out on a date

redditors will be like "i have le cursed internet knowledge" and that knowledge is like. being vaguely aware of what furries are and making a big production out of gawking and going "errm wgat the heck is this weird crap"

The Death Guard Triplets

finally, someone who knows how to throw it back for a real one properly

You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for

There’s literally a Steven Universe episode where Amethyst does exactly this and it’s kind of completely fucked

I think if you can figure out what is causing Symptoms that the inside of your brain should go DING DING DING and then the Symptoms say Fuck, you got me! and leave

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