Well Fucks? Get To It!

“Please undo what I’ve done, Lord, I will never ask anything of you, ever again, if you just give me back the life of Gideon Nav.”

“I can’t.” He said.

Harrow said, “But you're God.”

And God said, “And I am not enough.”

WIP! Trying some new lighting (I hate lighting) but it's going well

Actually so true!!! Tighnari does not get enough credit for the stuff he rolls with lol

We don't talk enough about how goddamn funny Tighnari is. That man is unphased by everything.

Cyno shows up at his doorstep with a small child who is traumatized, illiterate, terminally ill, and has an ancient god sealed away in her body, and asks him to help raise her, and Tighnari's only objection is that he doesn't know how to teach preschool level academics.

He eats a poisonous mushroom, passes out, and has a hallucination and just goes "damn that was crazy. Let me write it down for science."

The dudes in charge of the whole country repeatedly beg him to come work for them and he tells them to fuck off.

The second fatui harbinger, said to be as strong as a god, threatens him and he basically tells him to fuck off too.

The traveler gets possessed by god and then comes back to tell him that the sages are building a false god and he's like "Damn that's fucked up. Anyways I gotta go check on my patient."

Dehya and the Traveler basically say "Hey we are helping Cyno overthrow the government" and he's just like bet.

He get's struck by lightning and is just like "Oof. Anyways gotta go check on my patient, good luck fighting a god".

He finds an illegal sentient robot crab and just adopts it and tells the matra not to worry about it.

He passes out from heat exhaustion in the desert and is just like "Damn. I'll need to bring some sunscreen next time".

Finds out Cyno has a long lost brother/cousin and is just like "Cool. Why don't you come over for dinner, meet the family".

The craziest shit can happen to this man and he's just like "Allright why not. This might as well happen" and I love that about him

I'm glad this book is just as confused as I am

"The lackluster fight turned in the third round when Paul landed jabs and a few combinations as Tyson looked every bit of his 58 years of age.

The near-capacity crowd booed the final decision and even walked out at the final bell. The best Tyson did was stalk Paul, 27, in the first round and landed a handful of punches. But for the rest of the fight he moved around, bit the thumb of his boxing glove and watched as Paul beat him.

According to Netflix’s statistics, Paul landed 78 punches to Tyson’s 18. Paul kept his distance by using his jab and combinations but in the early going he clinched Tyson several times, expecting the Tyson of old’s knockout power."

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Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared

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Omg this is the best thing ever!!

IT'S HERE!! MY GIDEON THE NINTH (UNOFFICIAL) ANIME OPENING

i will sell my soul to have (or work on) an animated tlt adaptation. in the meantime.. fan opening >:)

made with sweat, tears, bones and a lot of love <3

this is beautiful and I'm crying

5000 years ago.