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THIS BUT SCHLATT
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omg this has been sitting in my inbox for so fucking long iām so sorry i donāt deserve yall! but anywho
i feel like this would have to be him after getting home from like recording a chuckle sandwich episode at tedās or something. like heās been gone for more than an hour so OF COURSE he misses you so much and being in you.
and as soon as he gets home he runs to the bedroom and like swan dives into the bed- and you end up sitting there like that for an hour silently enjoying each other company while you scroll on your phone <3
until he inevitably gets too horny and bored and rails the shit out of you
soā¦ im alive.
how yall been?
if you use multiple, pick the one you use the most, not your preferred one.
Heavy mouth
...cry me a river
Art. Something.
Weird interperative thing I did....
Two different views of it...
āaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearā factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I FOUND THE BOUDOIR PICTURES I TOOK OF MYSELF. I swear I thought they were gone forever.
