Abomination

Perhaps my magnum opus as a Loustat editor

Feyd Rautha has so many edits on tik tok rn, even freshly peeled he is irresistible to the people.

Stoics: *shaking with uncontrollable rage* I must… be better than this

Average epicurean experience:

It has come to my attention this was probably a lungfish. Sincere apologies to any sturgeon enjoyers.

My friend scared me while I was taking pictures of a sturgeon

And nobody’s gonna help her?

The stormlight archive has taught me that no matter what happens, people always have the choice to turn around and improve themselves. There is never somebody so far gone or set in their beliefs as to be irredeemable.

The stormlight fandom has taught me the above is true as long as you aren't causing any distress to Kaladin Stormblessed

Bitches call me cute like Baby Yoda

I’m a good fella

Ray Liotta

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

these two meet and immediately start fucking

I hate so much that this was my first reaction the news