Mint Infused Pads Make It Feel Like Your Pussy Knows How It Feels To Chew Five Gum.

sometimes you read a book series just to understand it's fanfic better

had to go elbow deep in the couchussy to get the remote

Of course, I like all my posts. That's who they're made for.

eating water activated tape straight from the tape despenser like its fruit by the foot

My prophetic dreams keep spoiling my pirated chinese webnovels.

Occasionally, when you bite the hand that feeds, it is your own.

WHO DID THIS. WHO DECIDED TO HAVE A ERECT CHIKEN TENDER WITH SAUSE DRIPPING FROM THE TIP. WHO WENT I WOULD LIKE SOME CUMMY NUGGIES AND MADE THIS PACKAGEING. NO. ILLEGAL. IT'S EVERYWHERE. SOMEONE SAW THIS AND SIGNED OFF ON THIS. THEY DIDN'T SEE A PROBLEM. THEY REALLY WENT YUP LOOKS GOOD AND MOVED ON WITH THIER LIFE.

See these hands. They've been in so many armpits.

bathroom smelled, and now my lungs are pumpkin spice scented

tummy grumbles have me hauling ass across the store white knuckling the cart, hoping I don't shit myself