Apple Of My Eye

Jason: “They’re children, Bruce! They shouldn’t be soldiers in your crusade!”

Bruce: “The children, Jason. They yearn for the capes.”

imagine being real rashid and you work for these weird gay vampires and one day they come to you like hey rashid we're gonna give you a little holiday! armand will take over your duties for the time being, for a cool disguise during my interview, not a kink thing :) and you're like okay these are my weird gay vampire bosses so it probably is a kink thing but who am i to judge. and then you find out they are roleplaying this weird exhibitionist slash master/servant scene with your own real actual government name. fuck interview with the vampire, interview with rashid WHEN??

happy pride my fellow aces

You’re on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess.

Madeleine saw Claudia bag three bodies and called the U-Haul on eternity before she even figured out if her feelings were romantic, these lesbian vampires are INSANE and I LOVE THEM

Fellas, is it gay to rewrite reality and bring your best friend back to life after she became a God and you become a demon in the process?

ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.

wowie what a nice kid. I hope nothing bad or especially traumatic happens to him

click for quality please 🙏

A Monster in Paris (2011)

Wallace &... Doof!?⚗️🧀