First Two Vampire Books: Armand Is So So So Sad Whenever His Mask Slips For Even A Second He’s So Filled

first two vampire books: armand is so so so sad whenever his mask slips for even a second he’s so filled with despair that it makes everyone sad. lestat beat the shit out of him and then decided to help him because he felt bad for this miserable creature

armand in the devils minion chapter: it’s so fun to put rats in the microwave. I’m excited to learn everything in the world and watch the same movies on repeat and laugh and buy everything on the menu. we’re going to the opera! the museum! I love putting stuff in blenders and calling random people on the phone to talk to them for hours just because it’s so exciting that phones can call all over the world now. I’m going to buy an island. I love airplanes. i’ve learned how to make movies! WAKE UP!! I have questions to ask like how do phones work???? and i’ve also decided we’re going on vacation the plane leaves in thirty minutes so get up beloved!!!!

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This Cat Has Religious Trauma! Oops!

This cat has religious trauma! Oops!

Cleo has pretty bad religious trauma, and I wanna explore it a bit more in my art instead of just drawing him being spooky? I realise a lot of my art for The Woes of a Mad Scientist tends to just be vaguely spooky- I wanna actually show people what it’s about before I start properly working on it? Cleo has very bad religious trauma and it affects him a lot, especially his paranoia of being watched. Keep in mind btw I am Christian myself, I am actively aware of how to not make this offensive to be blunt. But yeah, he is very much an atheist, but in bad moments he can panic and pray. He’s trying his best.

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4 months ago

My favorite way to play with Gravity Falls Timestuck AU is to have Mabel trying soooo hard to have a nice and normal time hanging out the worlds two most mentally ill men while Dipper is having fun committing crimes with Stan while also desperately trying to convince him that maybe they should kill current President Ronald Reagan pretty pretty please

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snow really convinced himself lucy gray didn't love him (after she wrote a whole song about him and tried to run away with him) and then forty years later told sixteen year old haymitch abernathy that dying in the arena would be dodging a bullet compared to loving a covey girl. top 10 situationships gone horribly wrong

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