chronicallyembarassed

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look at this diva

I need these asap 😭

“you’re always crashing out” god forbid i have a hobby

Working at an aquarium will have you saying things like “this is my favorite scallop because he’s sassy”

There's almost a cosmic horror in being Aware of Capitalism and how it functions in conjunction with colonial violence and the patriarchy and so on and so forth. And you're supposed to just walk around like you're normal. Many are saying I should Get Medicated about it and they're right but I think "how are any of you people functional right now" is a fair question to be asking

yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

sweetratsofmine on ig

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

im like a kitten, i need attention and i need to curl up next to you and i need you to pet me and tell me im cute

the kisserssssss the loverssssss

i'd be so so so happy if i got cute snuggly tickles rn

A whitespotted eagle ray. Filmed in the Great Barrier Reef (Queensland, Australia). From Evolution (2018).

I still get excited when my friends refer to me as their friend

"My friend said" "this is my friend" "they're my friend"

Im freaking out inside every time

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hey can we play fight tonight?? can we tussle a bit?? i'm full of energy can i try sooo hard to pin you down and bite you only for you to look at me like i'm adorable and pin me down with one hand like i'm nothing??? perhaps??? ill put it in your outlook calendar and you can rsvp perhaps????

shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer

I wanna be defined by the things I love.

i REALLY like being ticklish

In desperate need of a cuddle and if you wanted to tickle me at the same time that would be cool too 👉👈

I dream to be laughing helplessly while someone’s looking at me like I’m the cutest thing they’ve ever seen

trauma is so weird, like now i send nudes and want to be tickled to pieces to cope whattt🫨

in the mood to be cuddled aggressively

Maybe it's just because I've been diagnosed with ADHD for 20+ years but I think attention is one of the most interesting parts of tickling.

When you're being tickled, it's so GROUNDING, it's impossible to distract yourself from the tickling, it's all-consuming, it lights your nerves up and engages your brain and if you CAN think, it's just about the frantic and frenetic sensations.

But as a ler...it's easy to be distracted sometimes, maybe you're absentmindedly tickling while you watch a movie, or maybe you're focusing on their reactions and you're so engrossed your hands are moving on autopilot so you can use all that energy and brainpower to soak in their laughter

When you’re playfully arguing with someone and you say make me and they don’t immediately hold you down and tickle you 😔

I hope you like weird girl energy because that's all I got

me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying?

me receiving affection: AAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAA!A!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA

Gosh my friends are amazing and deserve the best from the world

i love hot girls who are obviously weird as fuck