When You’re Playfully Arguing With Someone And You Say Make Me And They Don’t Immediately Hold You

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i REALLY like being ticklish

I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

My one basic opinion is that nobody should ever have to live in poverty and boy oh boy does this make some motherfuckers real mad!

If I ever give you an interesting rock without uttering a word, you should know that that is the highest form of love I am capable of displaying and the highest honour I can bestow upon you

don’t be a stranger! (please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it)

I want to be a kind and loving person, and I will continue to put effort into my compassion and softness instead of being swept up in resentment and hopelessness.

Working at an aquarium will have you saying things like “this is my favorite scallop because he’s sassy”

Holds your hand. You listen to me. By god we are going to stay silly

Maybe it's just because I've been diagnosed with ADHD for 20+ years but I think attention is one of the most interesting parts of tickling.

When you're being tickled, it's so GROUNDING, it's impossible to distract yourself from the tickling, it's all-consuming, it lights your nerves up and engages your brain and if you CAN think, it's just about the frantic and frenetic sensations.

But as a ler...it's easy to be distracted sometimes, maybe you're absentmindedly tickling while you watch a movie, or maybe you're focusing on their reactions and you're so engrossed your hands are moving on autopilot so you can use all that energy and brainpower to soak in their laughter