There Is Something Sooo Embarrassing About Everything I Have Done And Will Do

my love language? i'll always be silly around you and i'll always want your attention and make you laugh

the kisserssssss the loverssssss

oh my god it literally makes me so happy when my jokes land and people laugh really hard There isn’t a better feeling in the whole wide world i think

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

There's almost a cosmic horror in being Aware of Capitalism and how it functions in conjunction with colonial violence and the patriarchy and so on and so forth. And you're supposed to just walk around like you're normal. Many are saying I should Get Medicated about it and they're right but I think "how are any of you people functional right now" is a fair question to be asking

Working at an aquarium will have you saying things like “this is my favorite scallop because he’s sassy”

I need these asap 😭

I KNOW LOVE IS REAL BECAUSE IM FULL OF IT

i don’t drink or smoke or do drugs or vape or have casual sex or anything but i am a dear friend and supporter of those who do, i’m kind of like jesus

do you ever get platonic love at first sight where you meet someone and immediately want to become their best friend