Wait Hang On I’m Cooking Here!! Flawed Ritual Sam/lyle YEEEHHAWWWWWWW

Ahriugh, look outside headcannons upon ye

SAM

- possesses a pair of fluffy slippers and often wears them around the apartment.

- Really bad at kissing, like, did you HEAR the sound it made when he kissed Lyle in the game?? Motherfucker nearly sucked Lyle’s lens(?) off. Apparently Lyle doesn’t mind though

- Deals with OCD. Most of his repetitive habits and quirks are considered normal now next to how everyone else is acting and he is very grateful for it (from someone with chronic OCD)

- Hasn’t brushed his hair in years, keeps it short enough to where it’s not really a problem but probably fears the eventual day he has to deal with it

- trans man. I’m not gonna fuckin elaborate. Has gotten top surgery but cares not for bottom surgery, doesn’t really get dysphoric anymore now that his tits were lobbed off

RAT BABY

- Whenever Sam goes out without it, it’ll grab one of Sam’s slippers and drag it somewhere (likely under the couch or bed), doesn’t chew it, either sucks on the fur of it or just sits with it until it’s taken away or Sam gets back (inspired by my rat dog, reminded me of it)

- Sam attempted to get it something to play with at first, but after it destroyed and shredded everything he’d offered it in play, Sam just.. looted one of those aggressive chewer dog toys from one of the nearby apartments for it.

- Eyes are very sensitive to light, due to most of them being semi-freshly grown and also just.. not having enough time to get used to heavy light. Re-enacted the ash baby meme when it first went outside after the visitor left

LYLE

- Look up photos of spider paws. Hes got those hidden in that robe of his somewhere I just fucking know it

- Has a second row of teeth further back in his main mouth, irritates him sometimes while he’s trying to eat or clean his teeth.

(post denial ending) he’s hesitant on getting them removed despite having the ability to

(Idk, I feel like post-denial would end up with surgery for removing “unwanted parts”, shit like Jeanne’s heads or just stuff the afflicted don’t wanna deal with or have)

- Whenever he’s shocked or flustered, his body automatically takes a shot of whatever’s in front of him. I feel like if he ever got comfortable enough to let Sam kiss him without making him keep his eyes closed, he’d flashbang Sam every damn time

- capable of purring, doesn’t know it

DAN

- Screams like a little girl, refuses to admit it. Sometimes if he catches himself mid scream he’ll cough and continue the scream in a lower tone

- (If he’s looked outside) actually still mostly mentally there, just a cunt about it.

- Coughs like a little kid. Opens mouth, sticks his tongue out, and lets out the most horrific hack before casually going about whatever he was doing

JOEL

- His left eyes still there, just kinda in the back behind the teeth? Not too useful for actually seeing, due to both being in the back of his “throat” and becoming nearly vestigial. Had poor eyesight while he was human too, but refused to wear his glasses

- Very careful around rat baby’s mouth whenever he interacts with it, both because it’s a biter and because of what his baby sister ended up doing to him

- you know that anxiety you get whenever you’re in another persons house? had whatever the opposite of that when he was first moved in with Sam, literally fucking slept in Sam’s bed with him for the first few days because he felt safe around him/just lost his entire family. Hes eight, he’s gonna cling to the closest dude.

I SHIFTED IN 2 MINUTES ??

okay listen up. So basically yesterday i didn't do shit during my shifting journey i ain't gonna lie. And recently my parents took my phone away so i stopped listening to subs while shifting. And like i was feeling tired around 22:30 so i went to bed and just put on earplugs or idk how its called cuz i hate noises while sleeping. Then i was feeling sleepy so i thought "why not shift?" but like i didn't wanted to do any methods or stuff cuz im a lazy bitch ain't gna lie and it doesn't stop me from shifting lol ! I just layed down and started making myself feel as if im in my dr not like visualizing the room just feeling like i was there and i was like "oh shit i have a live stream to do tomorrow what will i talk abt to entertain people" and i started planning my day for when i wake up in my DR and didn't thought much of it but like i really felt numb and i was so connected to my DR and then i heard a "fwip !" like you know the sound of the air when you throw something really quickly? But like really loud and i was like "i have earplugs dafuq?" and i opened my eyes and saw a red frisbee getting thrown at me and once i saw it,it stopped itself and fell right in front of me?? (dafuq) and like afterwards i looked around i was on the grass in a sort of playground it was really sunny and i heard a laughter but my heart was pouding so much because of the frisbee attack that i decided to return.

Anyways took me 2mins and NO efforts. You will shift just like you shifted more than 20 times to similar realities while reading this lol.

Au where Phillippe is still a fungus monster but like. He witnesses Sam do some weird shit like pick up raw suspicious meat off the floor to eat and decides to stay and keep up the charade to see what that’s all about

I love my courier six/simon. He grew up on a ranch yet adopts a completely fake southern accent after getting shot in the head. He has no regard for his personal safety yet he is the cockroach of the Mojave no one can stamp out. He is a gambling addict who murders his way into running the entire Vegas strip. What a guy.

Here they are lmao

not an ask but a question: what is shifting?

Lmao sorry for the late answer, tumblr is eating my asks

Shifting is the act of becoming aware of your body in another reality and moving (shifting) your consciousness into it. You’ve always been there, you just gotta become aware of it. I’m no good at explaining it, but there’s plenty of explanations on tumblr and TikTok that are fairly easy to find (:

God, I really gotta fuckin bounce 😭 so fuckin demotivated but the state of the worlds got me like

Stop bc how am I supposed to make shifting friends if my ass is to scared to text people bc like if I've never talked to them at all and I just one day text someone there gonna be like "okay weird" or maybe I'm just overthinking but it's scary 😭😭😭 SO PEOPLES LISTEN UP YOU GOTTA TEXT FIRST PLS AND THANK YOU 🙏

My favorite geadcanon for Zer0 is that they're just an empty power suit, a long abandoned project from an Atlas era long gone. They gained sentience one day and erased everything on their existence, killed their creators and set off to find a purpose of their own. There is absolutely Nothing in there, the conscience is spread out through the body. You look through their helmet's darkly tinted glass dome and you see what seems to be their brain staring back at you. Their posture is stiff and calculated, you'd think them to be unbreakable, but aometimes it takes a little longer to get up because the joints that were built with Humans being able to help themselves up, and they aren't as strong when it's just the suit on its own. There's no way to open Zer0 and even if there was, you would never be able to see it. There aren't any records of Zer0 before they were Zer0 because they were never meant to be their own individual. This is not a transgender metaphor you know what but it could very well be.