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Clone Wars playing the imperial march every time Anakin is mildly inconvenienced will never not make me laugh.

Cody: I cut my finger Obi-wan: I can kiss it so it'll get better Cody: Does it work? Obi-wan: Yeah the healers used to do it when I was a kid *later that day* Cody: I need you to punch me in the mouth Wolffe: Fucking finally

every time i watch the 212th's half assed order 66 attempt i think of that time that in tcw where cody and the rest of the 212th watch obi wan get drop kicked into a steel wall at 90 miles an hour and barely even glance his way cuz he pops right back up and they're like, "nah he's probably fine." and it just makes their, "sir, no one could have survived that fall" SO MUCH FUNNIER because they have SEEN that man survive much worse and they're just like, "well we did our best." like sirs,

Repeat after me:

The Jedi taught emotional control, not repression.

The Jedi took kids with parental consent, they did not kidnap them.

The Jedi did not hold people against their will, they could leave the Order at any time.

The Jedi were not "just as bad" as the Sith.

so a few days ago I saw this post, and the accompanying tags from @brrmian :

the idea of Cody being simultaneously so cool on the surface and constantly overanalysing every interaction stuck with me so much that I ended up spitting all my thoughts into existence

so

enjoy a brief look into Commander Cody's mind:

Cody breaking down in a storage room when he thinks he’s alone

Cody: that fucking stupid self sacrificing di’kut of a Jedi I’m gonna tie him up in the medbay until he gets 10 hours of sleep or die of boredom

Shiny: …

Cody: no one will ever believe you

Obi-Wan: is this really the most effective seating arrangement?

Cody: just drive, Jedi boy

Obi-Wan: Jedi boy?!?

Cody: Sorry. Jedi boy, sir

Obi-wan: …

Bro what happened to Cody, I just wanna know. What happened to my boy? Is he safe? Is he happy? Please give me a cannon answer I just PLEASE.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa their faces, their tattoos, the pose aaaaaaa the pose, i love this

Eepy

YESS. This, but especially if Obi-Wan like has caught feelings but doesn't want to impose or feels weird with the power imbalance and has himself in the "oh there's no way he wants me, i'm happy he found someone he's interested in though" and meanwhile cody has broken 7 visors slamming his head into a wall.

Cody: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Obi-Wan: Wow. He sounds stupid. Cody: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense. Obi-Wan: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Cody: I guess you’re right. Hey Obi-Wan, I love you. Obi-Wan: See! Just say that! Cody: Holy fucking shit. Obi-Wan: If that flies over his head then, sorry Cody, but he's too dumb for you. Cody: Sir.