They So Were About To Kiss

APRIL 7, 2013 – MARC MARQUEZ putting his tough guy face on before the start of 2013 Qatar Grand Prix (aka his first ever MotoGP Grand Prix race).

idk seems like fake news to me

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

Such a good weekend and then crashing in the second lap

I wanna cry :')

Please someone kill me respectfully

motogp wrapped: you yelled at your favorite rider 3891 times this year. your heart broke 735 times. you cursed yamaha and honda 147087 times. you learned 68 new cuse words in 4 different languages. you made 3 parasocial enemies.

he may be too sad to even post his post-race post because he peed on the floor (outbraked himself into the gravel and ruined his race on lap two) due to overexcitement (set the second fastest lap of the entire race, to no avail) but he is still going to come over whining with his tail between his legs and lay his head on your knee (his burly mechanic's shoulder) and look up at you (down at his feet) with his big sad brown eyes...

you really get a perspective on how clinically insane the motogp fandom is when you look at the main “generic” ship compared to other fandoms…usually the main pairing in a fandom are two plain Guys who are just Dudes. they’ll be childhood acquaintances who barely graze eachother on track every once in a while or make eye contact during regular conversations.

but our main GENERIC ship is motorcycle god himself incarnated in the flesh x a maniacal child devotee that worshipped him, only for said God to spit in his face and try to ruin his career. it’s a filthy toxic 14 year age gap slash exploitative power dynamic yaoi that generationally divided even the FANS with on-track fighting so ugly that there’s still splitting discourse about it A DECADE LATER. his former idolizer has started desecrating his grave and breaking down his empire one brick at a time, taking records that were previously his, all while he watches on. their narrative is so deeply entwined and rancid that their red string of fate might as well be a chain slathered in blood.

mention it to a motogp fan and they’ll casually agree like “yeah that’s rosquez. duh.” we’re so conditioned to what’d be madness in any normal person’s eyes and EYE think that’s great. crackhead sport with fans to match its freak. fandom imitates blorbo or however the saying goes

So my suspicion that Marc is a biter got confirmed??!!?

But dude he knows what he's doing

Look at that diabolical ARCH

And bro, who posts a pic of a dog licking ur throat with THAT expression???

He's a bratty little tease and we love him for it