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Can we please just acknowledge the sheer absurdity the “Kuzon’s Parents” disguise scene:

Deadass Katara just stuffed her shirt with melons, did nothing else to even pretend that she was older than 14, Sokka put on what was probably an incredibly fake-looking beard and pulled the most shakespearean accent he could muster. 

They just saunter on in with their son who looks literally nothing like either of them, but also almost the exact same age. The headmaster probably just thinks “Fuck it. Okay. Benefit of the doubt. I’m not particularly well-versed in the ethnicities of the colonies maybe this is just normal. Adoption maybe? Good skin care?” 

And then when he asks their names, Sokka just comes out guns blazing with surnames- which is implied (but not confirmed) to be sort of nobility status. And not only is their cover story that they have surnames in the first place, but that their name is Fire. Wang Fire and Sapphire Fire. 

Can you imagine just being a Canadian school principal meeting a student’s parents for the first time and you just see these rogue teenagers showing up saying “Hello yes my name is Sir Jason Toronto and this is my wife Poutine.”

my friends and I reference this video so often

When you don’t know what to draw, draw Parks and Rec Part 2 Bonus:

LOVE the phrase if push comes to shove. if things get fucking violent

Hi - have the first thing that I thought of upon resurfacing from an inordinate amount of NyQuil.  It’s super shitty.

*do not repost*

*click for better quality*

Can we all agree that despite zuko being 16, he has proven himself more capable and effective in both diplomacy, bending, and hand to hand combat then soldiers that are in their late 20's or more with decades more experience and he just mops the floor with them? Why does no one appreciate this in fics or hell just in context?

Yes, Zuko is intelligent,

an eloquent and inspiring speaker, 

a capable leader,

a skilled firebender. 

and has the Fire Nation’s best interest at heart 

These things are all true. 

however... 

He’s also an awkward dork who practices his speeches by talking to frogs, 

spent a good portion of the show in Existential Crisis Mode, 

and has an unfortunate habit of making impulsive, dumbass decisions that often risk his personal safety. 

He has the range. 

OH!

Oh! Oh! Oh!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT PLOT WE NEED IN THE SHOW?!

(aside from consistancy)

Commanding Kwamis... Gabriel could LITERALLY command Nooroo into forcible silence.

How devastating of a revelation would this be for Marinette and Adrien if they found out about this by accident.

Like.. they "know " they can command their Kwami... but COMMAND their Kwami??? To a point that it scares them that what they say and the hold it has on their partners???

Perhaps Marinette gets so invested in her work, and she's even got Tikki helping her, sets her on one repetitive task, but she soon realizes that Tikki is getting tired, and asks why she hasnt stopped and taken a break, and Tikki is like, 'Well, you told me to help you, and so I must. Dont worry Marinette, it's fun!' Marinette is like, but you didn't stop when you needed to. 'You gave me a command, so I must follow.'

Marinette freaks a little and makes a visit to Master Fu and have a "review" over the whole Miraculous holder schlep, since he obviously withholds information.

For Adrien, he just got put down by his Father again, is super frustrated, he's irate, he has so much to do, and he just wants to be with his friends or relax.

Plagg is trying to cheer him up, or he went the sarcastic route and starts flitting about the room, being "obnoxious". Adrien snaps and tells Plagg to just sit down and behave for once. He walks off to do whatever he was going to.

Later, he realizes Plagg had been awfully, and uncharacteristically quiet. Even for a naptime. He finds him exactly where he saw him last.

Stoically sitting, quietly. Staring at the surface he's sitting on. Adrien inquired at the behavior, and Plagg upright just says, you TOLD me to, and I have to obey my Master. Confused, Plagg, ever so briefly, sums up that He's just an all powerful Kwami. But has to obey his Master's every whim.

Adrien has a bit of a melt down, picking Plagg up and apologizing. Maybe tearing up a bit, vows to never do that to Plagg again.

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And for a nice icing on the cake, Ladybug and Chat actually discuss it, communicate on it.

Ladybug is actually the one who brings it up, and Chat's floodgates just open and he tells Ladybug what happened, and vice versa. Have a heart to heart and talk about how they can show their Kwamis their appreciation.

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Etc etc.

I’ve had this post saved up for days, waiting to release it when I ran out of other posts, because this is easily the greatest thing I have ever voiced, and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to top it

but people keep sending me stuff, and I keep finding stuff on my own, so here it is! based on this hilarious comic by @liberlibelulaart

please do keep sending me stuff! I’ve really enjoyed doing this the last couple of months, and even though there’s still more to come, it’s mostly down to dumb luck, and the well is going to dry up real soon