Can We Please Just Acknowledge The Sheer Absurdity The “Kuzon’s Parents” Disguise Scene:

Can we please just acknowledge the sheer absurdity the “Kuzon’s Parents” disguise scene:

Deadass Katara just stuffed her shirt with melons, did nothing else to even pretend that she was older than 14, Sokka put on what was probably an incredibly fake-looking beard and pulled the most shakespearean accent he could muster.

They just saunter on in with their son who looks literally nothing like either of them, but also almost the exact same age. The headmaster probably just thinks “Fuck it. Okay. Benefit of the doubt. I’m not particularly well-versed in the ethnicities of the colonies maybe this is just normal. Adoption maybe? Good skin care?”

And then when he asks their names, Sokka just comes out guns blazing with surnames- which is implied (but not confirmed) to be sort of nobility status. And not only is their cover story that they have surnames in the first place, but that their name is Fire. Wang Fire and Sapphire Fire.

Can you imagine just being a Canadian school principal meeting a student’s parents for the first time and you just see these rogue teenagers showing up saying “Hello yes my name is Sir Jason Toronto and this is my wife Poutine.”

I just want all of you to know something...

Remember this scene in Avatar the Last Airbender, in the episode called “The Ember Island Players”, when the gaang goes to the theater to watch that ridiculous play about their adventure…?

And there’s this part that Aang goes “Uh… I wanted to sit there” because he wants to sit next to Katara?

Well, I was extremely disappointed to find out that, in the original, Zuko replies with “Just sit next to me, what’s the big deal?”…

Because in the Brazilian dub, I don’t know why or how or whose idea it was, but it turned out a million times better, since Zuko’s reply to him is…

“Sit here on my lap, I don’t mind it.”

And it was so sincere and naive and dumb and somehow nice of him, like as if he were his big brother or something, because the intonation is totally pure and kind, it was not sarcastic or anything! So yeah… I just think that was a huge improvement. It was cute and absolutely hilarious! Thanks, Brazilian translators, that was awesome! XD

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I Just Want All Of You To Know Something...

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fancyfox13

5 years ago

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

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4 years ago

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5 years ago

Adrien Has A Secret Potty Mouth ╰(◡‿◡✿╰)

Adrien has a secret potty mouth ╰(◡‿◡✿╰)

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fancyfox13

2 years ago

thinking about how prequels are almost always tragedies. there cannot be honour. there cannot be happy endings. the hero isn't here. the hero isn't even born yet.

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fancyfox13

5 years ago

*Twilight and Wild after accidentally dropping Time's favourite pot off the balcony

Wild: What do we do!? What do we say!?

Twilight: Alright, alright calm down! The important thing is we didn't hit anyone.

Wild: Yes at least we have that, but how do we explain this!?

Twilight: We just tell him what happened as clearly and rationally as possible.

Wild: Right, right, rational!

*Time walks in

Wild: OH MY GOD DID YOU FEEL THAT EARTHQUAKE?!

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