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I’ve had this post saved up for days, waiting to release it when I ran out of other posts, because this is easily the greatest thing I have ever voiced, and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to top it
but people keep sending me stuff, and I keep finding stuff on my own, so here it is! based on this hilarious comic by @liberlibelulaart
please do keep sending me stuff! I’ve really enjoyed doing this the last couple of months, and even though there’s still more to come, it’s mostly down to dumb luck, and the well is going to dry up real soon
Blood. Do we really need it? The answer may surprise you.
I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…
Horses forever………
this is a storyboard pitch of a dumb little scene with no context that i’ve been working on in lil bits when i run out of work to do at work lmaooo
yes that’s my real voice and i’m awkward at pitching but i did my best for YOU I imagine this is my Lovesquare but Stupider AU where ladybug and chat noir are just bros but adrien and marinette are obsessed with each other from afar. and chat noir knows ladybug LOVES adrien and thinks it’s funny. also in this AU chat noir has let ladybug think he is a friend or acquaintance of adrien, which she freaks out about and tries to get him to tell her everything. He uses it as an excuse for knowing preposterously intimate details of Adrien’s life like knowing the password he made for his dad’s windows vista login bc back in the day - Adrien had to make it for Gabriel bc he is old and doesn’t know computers as well as his hip young son.
If you can’t be this carefree in life what’s the point
I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT
Adrien has a secret potty mouth ╰(◡‿◡✿╰)
So how about that new episode
fuck it. names are too complicated. I’ll respond to anything. If you yell “hey shithead” in my general direction I’ll turn around 8 times out of 10
found family dynamics i adore:
the entire gang shares 1 (one) braincell which they takes turns passing around
unwilling teammates gradually grow on each other
Area Man Forcibly Adopted by Several Children
bonded over shared trauma
none of us have actual families or homes to go back to anymore, but at least we have each other
“every single one of these guys has tried to kill me at least once, but we’re cool now and i’d trust them with my life”
redemption arc comes with bonus new family and friends (bonus feature is non-negotiable and eventual acceptance inevitable)
i WAS going to leave the group and go my own way as soon as this job was over - and i would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for my meddling heart!
villains with Feelings™
Officer I Swear I’ve Never Met Any Of These People In My Life (But If Anything Were To Happen To Them I Would Kill Everyone Here And Then Myself)
i mean this had to have happened after Feast, right?
marinette: wears a sleek leather catsuit and a motorbike helmet
adrien, digging into the back of his closet to find that one outfit he’s never had the chance to wear:
Happy birthday ❤️ ❤️ @australet789 ❤️ ❤️ !!! I hope you’re going to like this little fic based on your Ladybug episode art!
A sincere thank you to the amazing @goblin-alchemist, who not only betaread this fic suggesting valuable adjustments, but also came up with the title and the ending!
Summary: Lila might try and try, but no matter what her newest plot to poison Marinette’s life is, Adrien will uncover it and come to his dear friend’s rescue.
AO3 / fanfiction.net
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‘Oh, no! My lucky pen is missing!’ Lila lamented, her lower lip trembling and eyes already wet. ‘I can’t write the math test without my lucky pen!’
‘You can borrow one of mine!’ Rose chirped, viciously pink pencil-case at the ready.
‘Nooooo,’ the Italian girl wailed. ‘That was my favorite pen! Purple, my favorite color too.’
‘Maybe you left it somewhere?’ Nathaniel supplied. ‘When was the last time you had it on you?’
Lila pursed her lips in an exaggerated manner as she considered this question. ‘I had it when I went to ask Adrien about an equation I didn’t understand. He’s so wonderful at explaining things!’ she exclaimed.
‘You didn’t sit with us,’ Nino reminded her.
Adrien just nodded. He watched his classmate and latest modeling partner closely, trying to figure out in time, what she was up to.
‘That’s right!’ Lila snapped her fingers. ‘I sat in Marinette’s seat. She was running late, as usual.’ The girl sent their class president a condescending look. ‘It must be soooo hard for you to get here on time with all the tasks you have with your parents at the bakery!’ She continued with faux smile. ‘I guess some of us are lucky their parents don’t expect them to work!’
Marinette growled under her breath, but she left this hidden insult without any answer. Instead she pointed to her desk. ‘I don’t see your pen here, Lila. You must have left it somewhere else.’
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OH!
Oh! Oh! Oh!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT PLOT WE NEED IN THE SHOW?!
(aside from consistancy)
Commanding Kwamis... Gabriel could LITERALLY command Nooroo into forcible silence.
How devastating of a revelation would this be for Marinette and Adrien if they found out about this by accident.
Like.. they "know " they can command their Kwami... but COMMAND their Kwami??? To a point that it scares them that what they say and the hold it has on their partners???
Perhaps Marinette gets so invested in her work, and she's even got Tikki helping her, sets her on one repetitive task, but she soon realizes that Tikki is getting tired, and asks why she hasnt stopped and taken a break, and Tikki is like, 'Well, you told me to help you, and so I must. Dont worry Marinette, it's fun!' Marinette is like, but you didn't stop when you needed to. 'You gave me a command, so I must follow.'
Marinette freaks a little and makes a visit to Master Fu and have a "review" over the whole Miraculous holder schlep, since he obviously withholds information.
For Adrien, he just got put down by his Father again, is super frustrated, he's irate, he has so much to do, and he just wants to be with his friends or relax.
Plagg is trying to cheer him up, or he went the sarcastic route and starts flitting about the room, being "obnoxious". Adrien snaps and tells Plagg to just sit down and behave for once. He walks off to do whatever he was going to.
Later, he realizes Plagg had been awfully, and uncharacteristically quiet. Even for a naptime. He finds him exactly where he saw him last.
Stoically sitting, quietly. Staring at the surface he's sitting on. Adrien inquired at the behavior, and Plagg upright just says, you TOLD me to, and I have to obey my Master. Confused, Plagg, ever so briefly, sums up that He's just an all powerful Kwami. But has to obey his Master's every whim.
Adrien has a bit of a melt down, picking Plagg up and apologizing. Maybe tearing up a bit, vows to never do that to Plagg again.
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And for a nice icing on the cake, Ladybug and Chat actually discuss it, communicate on it.
Ladybug is actually the one who brings it up, and Chat's floodgates just open and he tells Ladybug what happened, and vice versa. Have a heart to heart and talk about how they can show their Kwamis their appreciation.
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Etc etc.
Potioned aka Amnesiac Hero doesn’t recognize his Wife and showers her with compliments thinking it will help him win the hottie over.
(you all know what its based on don’t deny it)
This is posted with special thanks to @amblingtraveller aka River, whose words of support and love pushed me through an art block and fueled me for the last two days to finish this (aided with a lot of coffee and Zelda lo-fi music lol). River I’m an inept human being who can’t express gratitude like a normal person, so just know that this is a thank you dedication for YOU, you wonderful person!!!
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I have found my people via /r/memes https://ift.tt/30SsuQv
Shadow is just eager to get revenge on Eternal for his voice (or lack there of) A headcanon from the Darks server @little-luna-llama – Darks-verse is by @draconiswinters & @dill-musette
Hey so I have a few fics from AO3 and I figured I’d start putting them here too! It was a quiet night. The clouds had parted to reveal a canvas of shining stars surrounding the full moon as it provided a luminescent glow for any who were still awake. One of the few who couldn’t find rest was currently gazing upon the night sky, tracing constellations with his finger. His long hair was spread out beneath him, golden locks swaying with the light breeze.
The boy sighed, dropping his hand onto his stomach. He closed his eyes, exasperated. Wild had been lying there for what felt like hours, trying to find some semblance of sleep, but it seemed to elude him that night. So, he instead enjoyed the peacefulness of the quiet camp.
Such quiet could truly only be found when his companions had fallen asleep. Not to say he didn’t enjoy their company, because he most certainly did. The large size of the group had daunted him at first, but after spending so much time with the rag-tag bunch of heroes, he grew to view them as family.
However, they were definitely very loud, so giving his sensitive ears a break every once and a while was nice.Wild finally opened his eyes, giving up on sleep. He had gone through plenty of nights without sleeping before, so it wasn’t exactly unusual for him. Sometimes he didn’t have the time to secure a campsite or he feared he would be ambushed in the night, so he just didn’t sleep.
He pushed himself off his bedroll, taking care not to disturb Twilight, who was sleeping soundly a few feet away. Wild clipped his Sheikah slate to his belt before silently slipping into the woods.
Trees blocked the moonlight out for the most part, so it was pretty dark, but after countless nights in the wilderness, Wild’s eyes had long since adjusted to the dimness of the forest. Crickets chirped softly as he walked, fallen leaves crunching under his boots.
The hero absentmindedly pulled the Sheikah slate from his belt, switching over to its album feature. The album was filled with tons of pictures of the other’s Hyrules, along with his own. There were also quite a few shots of the other Links.
One of them was when they were on Skyloft and Sky was showing everyone how to freefall. Wild was the first to join him in his antics, even ‘accidentally’ pushing Legend off and getting a few pretty hilarious shots before Sky’s crimson bird-he was pretty sure it was called a Loftwing-caught him and returned him to solid ground.
Wild ended up deleting a few of the pictures because of the blurriness, but one of them perfectly captured Legend sputtering curses at the hero of the Wild as he fell. His face was cherry red, probably from screaming.
Another was of Wind and Wild taking a selfie in front of a Lynel. As fellow lovers of pictures (Wind calls them pictographs), they both tended to take photos in life threatening situations. Whether it was a Hinox or a Moblin camp, they usually managed to snap a picture or two, much to Twilight and Time’s chagrin.
However, the one Wild cherished the most was of the entire group. It was the only time he had managed to get everyone together for a group photo, but he had to say it was the best picture in his entire album.
Time and Twilight were centered in the middle, the latter looking at his mentor, annoyed, as Time laughed.
Legend had shoved Warriors, making him lose his balance. The picture had frozen his indignant expression halfway from the ground, along with a smug Legend stand next to him.
Sky was smiling at the camera, looking oblivious to the chaos occurring around him.
Wind and Hyrule were standing next to each other, just in front of Sky, and Wind had put his hand behind Hyrule’s head, making a pair of bunny ears with his fingers.
Four had split for the picture, so Green and Blue were butting heads, while Vio looked on with disapproval. Red was simply grinning, one of his arms slung over Vio’s shoulders.
Warriors later had demanded a retake, still pretty peeved since Legend had pushed him down, but Wild simply smiled and shook his head, saying: ‘It’s perfect just how it is.’
Ever since gaining the camera feature from Purah all that time ago, Wild had made it a point to take pictures of everything he could, even more so since he started traveling with the other Links.
Considering the fact that some of the other’s Hyrules were in different timelines altogether, not to mention thousands of years in the past, who was to say if he would ever get the opportunity to see their homelands again?
Wind was a frequent companion when it came to taking photos. Whenever he noticed Wild slipping out of camp, he eagerly grabbed his ‘Picto Box’ and followed him. They would both spend a good while snapping pictures, eagerly showing off any particular good ones.
Wild smiled to himself, deactivating the Sheikah Slate and stowing it back on his hip. Many people have called his photography habit a bit excessive, but to him, each picture he took was a new memory, stored securely in his album. So even if he lost his memories again, he would always have each and every photo to remember them all.
He would remember Time’s kindness when he first met the group.
He would remember Twilight’s concern after he got injured.
He would remember Wind’s enthusiasm when they travelled to new Hyrules.
He would remember Sky’s compassion after Wild had had a nightmare.
He would remember Warriors’ confidence as he rushed into battle.
He would remember Legend’s smugness after winning an argument against Warrior.
He would remember Four’s amusement towards Warrior and Legend’s bickering.
He would remember Hyrule’s fascination when Wild showed him his Thunderblade.
And, most importantly, he would remember how much he loved each and every one of them.
Wild yawned, his exhaustion from that day finally catching up to him. He turned around and began to walk back to camp.
‘I hope Twilight didn’t wake up while I’ve been out here, he would probably tear up Hyrule looking for me.’ Wild thought, slightly worried.
While it wasn’t likely that his mentor would wake up at this time of night, he picked up the pace nonetheless.Thankfully, Wild hadn’t strayed too far from their designated campsite, so the walk only took a few minutes. Twilight looked to be sleeping soundly, much to Wild’s relief.
The hero quietly laid back down on his bedroll, unclipping his Sheikah Slate to place it next to him. Suddenly, he heard shifting next to him.Wild’s head whipped around to face Twilight, but was met with his still-sleeping mentor.
Sighing in relief, he relaxed again.As he finally drifted off to sleep, Wild whispered, “Good night, Twilight.”
Twilight opened his eyes and smiled softly at his sleeping protégé,
“Good night, cub.”
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I WANTED THEM IN SUITS OKAY??? I REGRET NOTHING
what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….
beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way