Gaypenguin - Gay Penguin

genderfluid potion

Punchy and crunchy

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

The reason shark attacks are always only ever one bite is because sharks don't like the taste of humans. Sharks have terrible vision and so they will often bite humans thinking they are sea turtles but then realise aren't and spit them back out like “bleugh, this isn't what i ordered’’ hence why most people survive shark attacks with only a limb missing.

It was the Ides of March yesterday and no tyrannical world leaders were assassinated. I’m incredibly disappointed in the world.

we need a doctor who companion that is a huge nerd about some weird, obscure parts of history and every episode is just them going around finding out the answers to historical mysteries nobody else cares about

Me casually vibing then seeing him throwing it back in the background almost made me spit out my drink with laughter

was singing along to dangerous during the live but had to stop to laugh my heart out when i saw hermes twerking

My gender is fluider than yours

Me when birds :3

Thank you my older brother fo giving me a special interest in penguins :3