What I Picture When People Say "I Don't Swing That Way":

What I picture when people say "I don't swing that way":

i-found-you-justine-time:

particularlygood-finder:

acentric:

So, the heterosexuals are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do.

And then there are the homosexuals swinging, like, side to side or something.

The bisexuals are sort of alternating between the two, and the pansexuals are just twisting their swing up in a knot and crashing into everyone like “fuck the police i do what i want”

And then the asexuals are just chilling out in the sandbox all alone, like: HEY GUISE, LOOK AT THE CASTLE I MADE GUISE, LOOK GUISE IT HAS A MOTE. GUISE. LOOK.

This should not have made me laugh as hard as I did.

OMG the pansexual part made me crack up!

Apparently when I was younger I was pansexual. 

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13 years ago

chriscoolfer:

mediumdrip:

thefaultinourstarss:

I’ll upload the full video to Youtube tomorrow, but here is a 26 secomd video, Get Over Here > Fainting. Yeah. Enjoy. *squee*

lkfngblmgmb MY FACE RIGHT NOW

okay this one is legit JASGDKASJDGFJKSAFGDSA

OMG LOL THE LITTLE FLAIL AND FAINT!!!

12 years ago
Latest Water Marble. I Can't Believe I Didn't Take Any Pictures Of Any Of The Stripey Or Flowery Water
Latest Water Marble. I Can't Believe I Didn't Take Any Pictures Of Any Of The Stripey Or Flowery Water
Latest Water Marble. I Can't Believe I Didn't Take Any Pictures Of Any Of The Stripey Or Flowery Water
Latest Water Marble. I Can't Believe I Didn't Take Any Pictures Of Any Of The Stripey Or Flowery Water

Latest water marble. I can't believe I didn't take any pictures of any of the stripey or flowery water marbles I've done, and I really wish I had a better camera to take pictures of this design, because these pictures don't really do it justice. I was trying for a sort of peacock-inspired swirl here, and I am beyond pleased with the result!

Colours used: Sally Hansen Xtreme Wear Golden-I, OPI Thanks a Windmillion, OPI Fly, and China Glaze Man Hunt


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14 years ago

wishyouwould:

Here is why I ship Kurt/Blaine:

I like that Blaine is Kurt’s intellectual equal. Kurt needs someone who can not only keep up with him, but someone he can’t steamroll over, either. I like that Blaine had Kurt’s back, but Kurt intervened between him and Karofsky when necessary. He doesn’t need a White Knight to protect him from everything and to fight his battles for him. He needs a partner.

I don’t want to see Kurt as his love interest’s mentor guiding him through the coming out process. I don’t want him to deal with the burden of someone else’s sexual identity crisis, at least not as a springboard into a romantic relationship. Not at this point, after what he’s been through this season. I think there is more than enough conflict inherent in being one half of an out gay teenage couple without needing to add that to the mix.

I like that, assuming Blaine has feelings for Kurt, he is holding them back in order to be what Kurt needs most right now— a friend. That he understands how important that is for Kurt. I like that Kurt’s approach to Blaine is different than it was with either Finn or Sam; he isn’t pushing, he isn’t trying to force anything, even though this is the first time he knows things could actually work out in his favor. And maybe that’s what makes things different— for the first time he has something to lose.

I like the way their voices blend. I like how Kurt swats Blaine playfully on the shoulder over dinner like it’s nothing, when we all know what being able to touch a boy even in such a small way means to him, and what it means that Blaine doesn’t bat an eyelash. I like how Blaine is the only one to laugh at Kurt’s questionable dead bird joke. I like the way Blaine’s eyes fall to Kurt’s mouth when he sings to him. I like the way Kurt’s gaze follows Blaine as he walks out of the room and the way his lips press together.

I like that Blaine not only indulges but shares some of Kurt’s interests and passions— whether it’s performing or Vogue covers or Patti LuPone or gay rights. I like that Blaine is someone Kurt lets his guard down around in a way we haven’t seen him with anyone except for his father. I like that Blaine is honest about what he thinks, even when it hurts, and even when he’s wrong. I like that Kurt engages Blaine as an equal because he knows Blaine is not someone he can easily derail or manipulate, and because Blaine is someone he respects. I like that Blaine may have the best intentions in the world but he doesn’t have all the answers he thinks he does, and that Kurt has more strength than he knows, and eventually they will realize this about each other and themselves.

I like that whatever happens between them, these are two people who have something to learn from each other.

I love and agree with everything this post chooses to be.

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13 years ago

blaineandersons:

siriuslyaud:

OH GOD

HEY CHRIS WHAT’S UP

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girrafeoflife-blog - Keep Doing It Wrong, Singing Along
13 years ago

festivefeet:

hi :)

send me stuff?

I have been making a collection, it should be ready sooooon!

BRIIIIIIIIIIDGEEEEEEEEET

14 years ago

living-death:

psh, who said dean and seamus aren’t canon.

WTF this is too cute. Never really gave much thought to Seamus and Dean, but if I didn't ship it before, I sure do now!

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13 years ago

vulcanslovecupcakes:

eddplant:

fishingboatproceeds:

tyleroakley:

Learn.

I actually found this really helpful.

I have never heard the expression Genderqueer before.

This is both cute AND informative. =D

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13 years ago

cuttingmywayabsent:

Cuttingmywayabsent:
Cuttingmywayabsent:
Cuttingmywayabsent:
Cuttingmywayabsent:
Cuttingmywayabsent:
Cuttingmywayabsent:

Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS

FOREVER REBLOG.

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