Al;sdfjk Easy A AU! This Is Everything I Didn't Know I Needed!

al;sdfjk Easy A AU! This is everything I didn't know I needed!

  Title: Lying & Falling In Love: An Experiment

  Title: Lying & Falling In Love: An Experiment

Word Count: 21,500

Rating: R for discussion of sexual situations

Pairing: Klaine (also alleged Blaine/various)

Summary: The rumor-filled, totally false account of how I ruined my flawless reputation. When a false rumor spreads around Dalton and Crawford about Blaine losing his virginity to a guy from Westerville Community College, Blaine Anderson tries to let it roll off his back, but when his friends start coming to him for popularity makeovers and Kurt Hummel transfers to Dalton, he gets a bit in over his head. (S2 AU, Easy A inspired, Blaine-centric)

Disclaimer: Nothing, nothing, I own nothing. Everyone will be returned unharmed. (Except maybe Thad. So sorry in advance, Thad.)

Warnings: Non-con kissing/propositioning along the lines of the movie and previous Glee eps

Author Notes: Full notes at the masterpost. Written as part of the Glee at the Movies Big Bang. Go check out the rest of the fics as they’re posted!! :)

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14 years ago

daxterdd:

daxterdd:

This stemmed from a discussion I’ve had with several people in the past about how there’s such a marked difference between Darren and Blaine, and how it goes well beyond the simple cosmetic aspects, such as what he’s wearing or how his hair looks.

Daxterdd:

Things like Darren’s hair or even his adorable post-Coachella painted nails do help to distinguish the actor from the character, but’s there’s also a lot more to it than that.

Daxterdd:

Darren just imbues such an effervescence and animation into everything he does. His sincerity and genuineness are rather transparent in all of his interviews.

In contrast, Blaine is far more reserved in both manner and expression.  He shares Darren’s sincerity, certainly, but he rarely lets it show outside of a handful of private moments with Kurt (in which he simultaneously wears his heart on his sleeve and in his eyes), or when his normal reticence is inhibited by his blood alcohol level.  

Daxterdd:

However, even in scenes such as this one from BIOTA where some of Darren’s goofy mannerisms are bleeding through, it is obviously a conscious decision for the portrayal, because there is also a generous helping of discomfort and self-doubt that very much belong to Blaine.

Darren just has this aura of self-confidence that Blaine doesn’t really have. In fact, the only times I can really see this same sense of self-worth in Blaine is during performances, when Blaine affects this cocky air of confidence as part of his on-stage demeanor.

Daxterdd:

Essentially what I’m saying is that I have a great deal of love and respect for both Darren Criss and Blaine Anderson, but for very different reasons.  Darren is someone I actually look up to and admire for all his good work and success (despite the fact that he’s younger than me), whereas Blaine is essentially this lost little puppy that I want to take home and take care of.

They are both puppies, though.

Daxterdd:

Darren vs. Blaine

14 years ago

oberonsexton:

32 Pictures You Need To See Before You Die:

18. An otter showing you it’s baby

Oberonsexton:
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14 years ago

ivebeenlookingforyouforever:

free-chris-colfer-from-his-shirt:

accioscar:

rainsw6:

starkidgleekandmore:

ihadgayroommates:

puppykittiesandthepips:

theycallmetames:

atadistance:

Rules of Tumblr:

If this comes on your dash, you have to reblog.

There’s a moment on Tumblr when this video shows up and you say to yourself, “Oh, there you are, I must reblog you forever.”

Watching this video happen that week… that was a moment for me. About Klaine. You move me.

And reblogging this video would just be an excuse to spend more time watching you.

*reblogs* Uhh, we should reblog.

…I thought we already were.

*reblogs again*

*FUCKING PIANO COCKBLOCKS*

14 years ago

fuckyeahyoungavengers:

Fanart by ormery@livejournal

talkplaylove:

I don’t know why I find it really cute when couples share earphones in pictures/movies/art/fic  etc but in real life, it’s like meh. Maybe because I’ve shared earphones with most of my friends (girls and guys alike) and it’s not romantic. BUT WHEN IT’S REPRESENTED IN MEDIA, IT IS EXTREMELY CUTE AND WIBBLY AND AWWW <3

 Personally, sharing earphones IRL is something I actively try to avoid; a friend will be like "ooo hey you should listen to this song" and cram an earbud in my ear, and I'll just go "oh. :/ nice bass and drum."

BUT Teddy and Billy sharing earphones is totally precious and sweet. Orm's artwork is consistantly delightful! ♥

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12 years ago

Oh ha, I guess I should have clarified that the pseudo-science I'm talking about specifically is the in-book explanation that ~solar radiation~ powerful enough to wipe out most white people somehow left PoCs mostly intact. I mean, the narrative itself mentions off-handedly that 'coals' can get skin cancer on occasion, but aside from being just illogical and stupid, the idea that a PoCs melanin protects them from radiation powerful enough to kill most of the poor delicate white people just seems so damn skeevy and racist in a really antiquated way.

So I just wanted to put it out there that aside from being incorrect pseudo-science, the whole concept of Black people’s melanin protecting them from skin cancer reeks of social darwinism. :/

12 years ago
Newest Water Marble, The One I'm Currently Wearing. I Forgot To Take Pictures Of Some That I've Done
Newest Water Marble, The One I'm Currently Wearing. I Forgot To Take Pictures Of Some That I've Done

Newest water marble, the one I'm currently wearing. I forgot to take pictures of some that I've done over the past few weeks, oops. I had to chop my nails pretty short recently, but let it never be said that water marble only works/looks good on long nails! And I've found I really prefer the look of marbles that use colours from the marble as the base instead of white. It minimizes the appearance of bubbles or bald spots, and if you accidentally wipe off an edge of your design while you're cleaning up around your nails, there isn't any glaring white showing through. It just looks neater and more polished.

colours used: China Glaze Purr-fect Plum, and Sally Hansen Xtreme Wear Lacey Lilac


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13 years ago

What I picture when people say "I don't swing that way":

i-found-you-justine-time:

particularlygood-finder:

acentric:

So, the heterosexuals are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do.

And then there are the homosexuals swinging, like, side to side or something.

The bisexuals are sort of alternating between the two, and the pansexuals are just twisting their swing up in a knot and crashing into everyone like “fuck the police i do what i want”

And then the asexuals are just chilling out in the sandbox all alone, like: HEY GUISE, LOOK AT THE CASTLE I MADE GUISE, LOOK GUISE IT HAS A MOTE. GUISE. LOOK.

This should not have made me laugh as hard as I did.

OMG the pansexual part made me crack up!

Apparently when I was younger I was pansexual. 

14 years ago

misanthrope23:

Reblog and Just click on the picture above, then click on play,  then leave the mouse alone, sit back and enjoy a piece of creative brilliance.

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13 years ago

Oh bluh, I've never thought to even turn on my ask box, lol I'll fix that!, I'm glad you're having fun, and it's cool that you saw Nick Simmons and enjoyed you some radiohead. I'll let the fambles know you're alive, you keep on keepin' on!

HAI BRIDGET

mom’s not at home so you get my daily “hi i’m alive” via your tumblr dash yaaaaaay(your ask box isnt working???)  

so yeah. i’m alive

festivals are amazing and also exaughsting.

famous people sighted: Nick Simmons. that’s it besides people on stage.

he was totally cute and even taller in person and has an australian girlfreind.

radiohead was amazing.

gnight

13 years ago

:T My Man is pretty appalling lyrically, but seriously, as much as people joke(?) about it, Baby it's Cold Outside isn't actually about date-rape. I mean, there is one line that is suspect in a modern context, but 'say, what's in this drink' was a far more innocuous phrase before roofies were invented and became an actual thing to be concerned about. Like, the song is basically "boy I sure would love to stay and snuggle, but it would be pretty scandalous if I didn't get going, now. Talk me out of leaving? :D" "Okay! :D"

That awkward moment when you love a song but the lyrics are painful so you can't sing along without cringing

Baby it’s Cold outside, which is basically about a lead up to date rape. Fail.

My Man which is basically about dropping everything and dignity for a man. Feminism fail.

But the songs are so good, dammit!


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