Ficlet: The Attempted Rescue Of Her Royal Highness, The Princess Brittany S. Pierce (klaine Au Fridays,

ficlet: the attempted rescue of her royal highness, the princess brittany s. pierce (klaine au fridays, fairy tales)

(thanks to the fair lady jenny for the quick read-over and titling assistance!)

Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a princess who was kidnapped; snatched right off her unicorn by an evil witch, who left her trapped in a tower out of spite. This tower — as towers often are — was guarded by a dragon, a cruel, yellow beast with snapping jaws, who the townsfolk called Murphy.

The King and the Queen were desperate to see the safe return of their daughter, and offered her hand in marriage to any knight who could slay the dragon and rescue the princess from her tower prison. Knights from all over the realm flocked to the base of the tower, in the hope that they would be the one to succeed. A line of knights stretched for half a mile, all along the bridge that led to the tower and beyond, into the edges of the haunted wood that surrounded it. (Because a tower must always be surrounded by a haunted wood, of course.)

Unfortunately for those brave knights, Murphy the dragon was a nasty creature, an enemy of joy and true love who rained fire and dragonpiss on those who sought to enter the tower. One by one, the knights fell or fled, and the princess could do no more than wave from her window, shouting encouragement or condolences as needed.

Close to the end of the line, still patiently awaiting his turn, was a curly-haired knight, small of stature with eyes of hazel, clad in golden armor bedecked with enameled songbirds perched upon his shoulders. Even late in the afternoon, the day was hot and sunny, and the knight turned to the knight behind him, wiping a drop of sweat from his brow.

I am tumblring and seeing all these videos about Rachel's dads. I thought one of them was meant to be black? Remember? We saw their picture in the pilot episode.

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jfc

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girrafeoflife-blog

13 years ago

al;sdfjk Easy A AU! This is everything I didn't know I needed!

Fic: Lying & Falling In Love: An Experiment (Easy A Inspired)

Title: Lying & Falling In Love: An Experiment

Word Count: 21,500

Rating: R for discussion of sexual situations

Pairing: Klaine (also alleged Blaine/various)

Summary: The rumor-filled, totally false account of how I ruined my flawless reputation. When a false rumor spreads around Dalton and Crawford about Blaine losing his virginity to a guy from Westerville Community College, Blaine Anderson tries to let it roll off his back, but when his friends start coming to him for popularity makeovers and Kurt Hummel transfers to Dalton, he gets a bit in over his head. (S2 AU, Easy A inspired, Blaine-centric)

Disclaimer: Nothing, nothing, I own nothing. Everyone will be returned unharmed. (Except maybe Thad. So sorry in advance, Thad.)

Warnings: Non-con kissing/propositioning along the lines of the movie and previous Glee eps

Author Notes: Full notes at the masterpost. Written as part of the Glee at the Movies Big Bang. Go check out the rest of the fics as they’re posted!! :)

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girrafeoflife-blog

14 years ago

peevesthepoltergeist:

alanasayshello:

sapphos-ghost:

Back to Black - Glee Cast Version (Naya Rivera)

DOWNLOAD

CALLED IT.

I AM CONTENT.

LKUHGFDSA

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girrafeoflife-blog

13 years ago

pyroclast:

slightestwind:

(via livinganexistence:)

OH OKAY JUST DO THAT THEN

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DARREN

PFFFFFFT DARREN

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girrafeoflife-blog

13 years ago

Recently the actors who play Rue and Cinna have come under attack from Racist fans of the Hunger Games. Reblog if you support the casting of Amandla Stenberg, the adorable and talented actress who plays Rue, and Lenny Kravitz, the unquestionable genius who plays Cinna. More @ eonline.

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girrafeoflife-blog

14 years ago

oberonsexton:

32 Pictures You Need To See Before You Die:

18. An otter showing you it’s baby

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girrafeoflife-blog

13 years ago

peevesthepoltergeist:

shipklainedemort:

THIS IS THE KLAINE SKIT, LET YOUR MINDS BE BLOWN.

REST IN PEACE.

I’M CRYING.

Ooooo such good video!!!

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girrafeoflife-blog

14 years ago

New corduroy leggings!!! I bought them in forest green and peacock blue! :D Good leggings + sweater dresses = my entire autumn wardrobe, basically.

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girrafeoflife-blog

14 years ago

callmekitto:

mark it on your calendar y’all~

Rather than White Heterosexual Male Cis Pride month, I think I have a month better suited for those who would request it

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girrafeoflife-blog

13 years ago

you are the love of my life: takenoverbyrocknroll asked you: Blaine wants to distract himself from missing Kurt while he's in New York, so he ends up...

“So how are things back at McKinley?” Kurt asks, and Blaine smiles at how Kurt’s out of breath after recounting his story of how he and Rachel got lost trying to find food again. It seems to happen to them a lot ever since they moved to New York.

“Oh, you know, about the...

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