Hi Neil Gaiman! My Sister Painted This And I Think A Soul Is Trapped Inside. What Do You Think?

Ah shit. Here we go again, Neil Protection Squad.

Wisest words ever uttered.

IT'S TIME

Aziraphale: We all have our own demons

Aziraphale: *Holds Crowley's hand*

Aziraphale: And this one's mine

Crowley: *hisses happily*

I find it funny when queer fantasy stories are written in a setting where homophobia doesn't exist, but there's a ~forbidden romance~ element coming from some completely different, fantastical prejudice. Like

"Son, I don't care if you suck dick, but no child of mine will be sharing a bed with a goddamn necromancer!"

What's your bodycount tho?

I haven’t killed anyone yet

Why did no one tell me compression socks would change my life

me at the gender store asking for the

This just becomes so much funnier when you realize that it was Hermes who cracked Zeus’s skull open

Hermes: *runs on stage*

Also Hermes: “Athena’s birth was mind-blowing.”

Hermes again: *scurries off stage*

I was looking at arcane art and I was like wow what is this show and why is the art so good so I started watching the show and not only am I now traumatized I’m starting to realize those freakishly good paintings were coping mechanisms 😭😭😭 and now I’m hooked am I cooked chat