This Just Becomes So Much Funnier When You Realize That It Was Hermes Who Cracked Zeus’s Skull Open

i was so scared for him

🚨 We Need Your Kindness to Survive 🚨

Hello, My name is Mosab Elderawi, and I live in Gaza with my family. Life here has become harder than I ever imagined, and I’m writing this with hope in my heart that you might hear our story.

The ongoing war has devastated my family. We’ve lost 25 family members—each one a beloved part of our lives, taken too soon. I miss them deeply—their laughter, their presence, their love. Every day is a reminder of this unimaginable loss.

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We are now facing daily challenges to survive—things that most people take for granted, like food, clean water, and a safe place to sleep. The harsh realities of life here have replaced our dreams with the constant fight for survival.

Our Current Situation:

💔 Lost Stability: The war has left us without work or a stable source of income. 🍞 Basic Needs: Food and water are becoming harder to afford with rising prices and scarce resources. 📚 Dreams on Hold: Like so many here, my family’s dreams have been replaced by the need to simply survive. 😢 Unimaginable Loss: Losing 25 loved ones has left a void that can never be filled.

How You Can Help:

I’m sharing our story with the hope that someone out there might care. Even $5 can make a big difference for us, and if you’re unable to donate, just reblogging this post can help spread the word.

Your kindness, no matter how small, is something we’ll never forget.

What This Means to Us:

Your support is not about changing our entire situation—it’s about giving us a little relief, a little hope, and a way to keep going. We are not asking for much, and we understand if you can’t donate. Sharing our story is just as valuable to us as a donation.

Thank you for reading this far. It means the world to us to know that someone is listening. Your kindness gives us strength and helps us believe in a better tomorrow.

With all our gratitude, Mosab Elderawi and Family ❤️

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What's your bodycount tho?

I haven’t killed anyone yet

Merry Christmas sick people 🐀

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

I just want to point out that Queen Charlotte is KILLING ME. Her and Lady Danbury KNOW about Brimsley and Reynolds AND they keep it a secret?? Girl bosses.💅

Okay, let’s talk about this:

The thing that people get wrong most often is that “Oh, vaccines are made to kill me” or “They’re trying to enslave humanity” no, they’re not. It’s hundreds of scientists working day in and day out, rushing to make some kind of breakthrough to stopping a disease all the while having the pressure of the government to finish as quickly as possible, so give them a break if they accidentally get something wrong.

Vaccines are here to protect us, not to ‘alter our DNA.’ It’s ridiculous the amount of parents I know that have that mindset and are not giving their kids the essential vaccines they need to grow up healthy, and when the kids don’t turn out alright, they blame the government.

We are living in an era where we can order food at the tap of a button and get it delivered to our homes in one day. If we’re sick, we can go to a drug store and pick up whichever variant of the medicine we need. That wasn’t even possible during the ages before the agricultural revolution. People with this mindset die every year, and I’m sick of people telling me otherwise. If you want to wait for scientists to whip up a better vaccine for the disease? Be my guest. But don’t come talking about how vaccines are killing us and that we should live in a society without them because it’s likely you wouldn’t be alive today if your parents, or grandparents didn’t have that lifesaving vaccine.

I rest my case.

Aziraphale Sober:

A: Crowley I really do appreciate you and all you do for me. I want you to know that I care about you too and will be your friend and partner till the end. I love you then, now, and forever, and nothing can change that.

C: I…love you too…Angel…thanks.

Aziraphale Drunk:

A: Nice ass, now fuck me.

C: OH GOOD GOD-

Crowley Sober:

C: Fuck you. I hate you.

A: I love you too, dear!

Crowley Drunk:

C: Aziraphale, I have fallen for you. I fell helplessly in love with you the first moment I saw you. Your beautiful eyes send shivers down my spine and your hair looks like the heavens. You are kind, sweet, funny, and caring. But most of all, you didn’t care that I am a demon. I want to give you the world and more. You are my guidance and my temple. I adore you and follow you, and will continue to do so till the day I no longer exist. Even I were to fall as ashes, they would burn bright with the flame of my love for you. What I’m trying to say is I love you. I love you more than anything in this universe. I hope one day that we’ll have children of our own, and they see what real love is. If I have to say this until my last breath I will, but I, Anthony Crowley, love you, Aziraphale, my angel,my love,my life. I wish I could explain how wonderful you are. How your very presence makes me feel safe. How your smile makes me fall more for you. You didn’t do anything to make me fall in love with you, I fell in love with you because you were yourself. I love you for everything you are. Perfectly flawed and perfectly you. If forever does exist, please let it be you.

A: I don’t know this man.