So This Must Be The One And Only Satellite Guy?

either they become a poly throuple or she dumps both of them, these are the only solutions.

I am on my hands and knees begging for Eric king content. Perhaps dating headcanons, literally anything is okay I just cannot find any fics about my boy.

A/n: So this ended up as relationship headcanons....i apologize.

➤: Very sweet, type of guy to dote on you. Really learned from his past mistakes on not shutting himself away.

➤: Like's to tease you, think's its cute to see you flustered.

➤: It's on and off when it comes to PDA, someday's he might get a bit nervous but other day's he'd love nothing more than to give you a kiss in public.

➤: Is big on holding hands, he loves holding your hand.

➤: Is insecure about his prosthetic though he gets relieved when you tell him that doesn't bother you.

➤: Give's you his dog tags, he is rather proud seeing you wear something of his. { it's a bonus when that's the only thing you wear }

➤: If you get a ring for him as a gift he wears it around a chain keeping it close to his heart. If you get him a locket he keep's a picture of you in it.

➤: Has a photo of you in his wallet.

➤: Tend's to brag about you to his coworkers, bonus if said cowoker's already know you and are friends with you.

➤: Will spoil the hell out of you on any holiday, really goes all out for Christmas and Valentines Day.

➤: Will be the boyfriend / Husband that would be willing to wear slilly Christmas Sweaters or Couples Costumes for Halloween.

➤: Love's taking you out for diner but he also enjoy's staying in cooking with you and watching some T.v shows or movies.

➤: Can picture his life with you, marriage, being a father, the whole thing.

➤: When he becomes a dad,he is the best dad ever. Like you, he really spoils his children.

"Our mission has uncovered something...unexpected."

- Lieutenant Colonel Eric King

House of Ashes

Only one that I felt for in this situation was Eric bc like... fuck cheaters. Period.

TW:

Remember, queens - we’re not “fat pieces of shit”. We’re just fat. Love yourself 😌💅

House of Ashes? More like House of Avengers.

Eric King deserved better.

United Front

[Polyamorous Reader] Clarice Stokes x Reader & Eric King x Reader (Non-Binary, Trans Masc, They/Them Pronouns Used) [The Dark Pictures Anthology: House Of Ashes]

Warnings: Spoilers for House Of Ashes, Swearing, Near Death Experience, Injuries, Blood

Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Romance 

Summary: After somehow getting talked into coming along for the trip to Iraq with their boyfriend’s ex wife’s team, Y/N finds themself in an odd predicament they leave wishing they had rejected the harmless offer.

Requested by @hopeveon  Thank you so much for the request bro! Hope you enjoy the read! Love, Vy ❤

It’s not a secret Clarice and Eric are the number one bickering duo and can literally never find a common ground. However, there’s one instance in which the two are a united front - Y/N.

You see, Y/N’s the only person who can defuse whatever fight that could breakout between the two, seeing as how they know each of the two better than anyone. That probably has something to do with the fact that they’re dating them both - separately, cause God forbid Eric and Clarice being in the same relationship. Shit would hit the motherfucking fan if the two had to be in the same relationship which they luckily don’t. Being the antidote to both their dark sides, is the only thing the two have in common is their love for Y/N. And that’s the only thing that brings them together into a like-minded alliance.

Like right now, for example.

“Y/N come on! What’s the worst that could happen? You’re a soldier after all.“ Clarice practically begs as she is staring into the stone-cold face of the unshakeable Y/N.

They’ve been going back and forth for a day and a half now - ever since Eric gave them the news of the trip to Iraq with a new team he was assigned. The minor detail that bothers Y/N is the fact that said team belongs to his ex wife.

And man do they not want to be dealing with her anytime soon…or ever.

“The worst? You wanna know what’s the worst that can happen?“ They ask, earning themself an eager but very innocent and pleading nod from Clarice, “That ex wife of his could eat me alive, skin bone and everything in between. That’s what could happen.“

The doctor rolls her eyes, “I’d never let her do that. I don’t tend to speak highly of Eric, but he wouldn’t let that happen either. Hell, you’d be able to fend her off just fine!” The girl starts pacing while Y/N keeps their eyes on her, a small smile playing at their lips with amusement. “We could really use the backup too! Please! Pretty please?”

Their eyes widen, playing the ‘offended’ card, “Oh, I see. You only want me as backup, got it.“

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Me. Every. Day.

does anyone else’s brain constantly bounce between like 10 ed moods at once

like rn my mind is going:

“ok so if i eat exactly 700 cals every day for a month i’ll totally lose a bunch”

“maybe i’ll not count and just try to eat super clean and healthy”

“im just gonna fast for as long as possible”

“fuck it maybe i should try to recover”

“im a whale and eating is stupid”

like…..bitch make up your mind??