Eric: I Really Think My Friendship With Nick Is Improving. Yesterday He Said, “Did You Know A Wiener

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"Our mission has uncovered something...unexpected."

- Lieutenant Colonel Eric King

House of Ashes

Listen.

I’m not trying to lose weight because I hate myself.

I actually love myself.

I *dont* love the way my body looks right now.

This *is* my self-love.

Me. Every. Day.

does anyone else’s brain constantly bounce between like 10 ed moods at once

like rn my mind is going:

“ok so if i eat exactly 700 cals every day for a month i’ll totally lose a bunch”

“maybe i’ll not count and just try to eat super clean and healthy”

“im just gonna fast for as long as possible”

“fuck it maybe i should try to recover”

“im a whale and eating is stupid”

like…..bitch make up your mind??

Eric King deserved better.

House of Ashes? More like House of Avengers.

either they become a poly throuple or she dumps both of them, these are the only solutions.

Nick: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Eric, without looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Nick:

Nick: Fsh

I don't know about anyone else, but this will never not be funny to me.

Very minor spoilers.

Not me over here adding to the hundred thousand or anything 👀

Me seeing so many house of ashes requests in my inbox has got me like.